By the end, one should feel revulsion on a level equal to the speaker’s. This makes the twist at the end all the more satisfying and funny as the room is revealed to have been the speaker’s all along. Something that’s sure to make you laugh. Here are the first lines: Poets have long been using their poems to aid their passionate pursuits. In the first century BC, Catullus wrote his lyrics to Lesbia, pleading with her to ignore the gossip of old men and instead share thousands of kisses, so many that they lose count:

It was naked until it put on the “head / That once belonged to me”. The speaker sees himself doing things that he would normally never do and asks that those involved do not take offense. offended. For those who are easily confused, there are online dictionaries galore which will provide suitable (although sometimes self-referential) definitions of cottaging, frottaging, dogging, tea bagging and many more sexual deviancies. More Rude and Dirty Poems

This is, to modify Auden’s phrase, memorable canine speech. And our Mr. Frost was wise enough to get it down just as spoken, in all the rich brevity that it deserves. Berryman won the 1965 Pulitzer Prize for Poetry for his nebulous, semi-autobiographical collection of poems, 77 Dream Songs, which follows an unfortunate series of events in the life of a main character, who bears a resemblance to Berryman, named Henry. The ever-evolving poems are known for their unusual phrases and changes in perspective. Also, they’re sometimes dirty in an abstract way. Take, for example, Dream Song 4:

The absinthe-tinged love affair between Rimbaud and Verlaine is the stuff of literary legend. The 17-year-old Rimbaud wrote to the 27-year-old Verlaine—whose wife was pregnant at the time—and soon moved into their home in Paris in 1871. Shortly after, the two lovers fled to London and lived in relative squalor, spending days on end at the Reading Room in the British Museum because the pens and ink were free. Their relationship grew extremely bitter, and eventually came to an end after Verlaine was sentenced to prison for shooting Rimbaud and wounding him in the left wrist. Rimbaud would end up writing influential classics such as A Season in Hell before abandoning poetry altogether at 20. During their travels in London, the two collaborated on a sonnet called Lines on the Arsehole , a ribald tribute to, um, the anus. Verlaine contributed an octet and Rimbaud contributed a sestet. Here are some salacious sections from both poets. Roald Dahl’s ‘ Cinderella’is a humorous retelling of the story that includes parts of the story found only in the original Brothers’ Grimm version. Some contemporary spins on carpe diem poems and aubades sometimes have little to do with romantic love at all. Joe Wenderoth’s sequence Letters to Wendy’s, for example, twists the longing for a person into a more modern, bewildered, mix of passion and consumerism. I am hypnotized. Sleepwalking to the rhythm of your words, Never wishing to wake.” — “ Hypnotized” by Michael FaudetGreed: The husband of Lust, the older brother of Envy, and the stepfather of Anger. Greed is Lust's ****. Greed is a ****, corrupt politician, gangster, and ***** businessman. Loyalty: The husband of Love and the father of Kindness. Loyalty is a soldier and a warrior. He gets revenge on Hatred for ****** Love. A selection of funny rude and dirty poems which range from the mildly titillating to the frankly obscene. Some of the poems are sexual, anatomical or scatological in nature, or on occasion all three. The poems are not suitable for miners, street sweepers or submariners, nor indeed for left-wing Guardian reading militant feminists. Rude Poems

So you’ll sometimes behold the poet expressing through words (the only trusty tool she has) an impatience with words. You feel this powerfully in the closing lines of Bishop’s “One Art.” The poem, a villanelle, begins with a confident nonchalance:The first time we made love I realized why I never prayed. One human can only say ‘Oh God’ so many times.” — “ The Atheist” by Megan Falley Williams likens the women’s dress to autumn leaves falling from a tree, leaving her naked and exposed. Once the body has emerged, the speaker trails off with an ellipsis, leaving the events to follow up to the reader’s imagination. And here’s another unfortunate military man, this one a soldier, once more done in by a femme fatale: I wait the sweet annihilation of swift flesh. I make me stern against your charming strength. O haste annihilator, drawing into you my enchanting leaves” — “ Amores (VI)” by E.E. Cummings Envy: The younger sister of Greed and the mother of Cruelty. Envy has a fling with Hatred and becomes pregnant. She gives birth to Cruelty. Envy is best friends with Lust.

Seductive poems are one of the most unique ways to express love and attraction towards him or her. These romantic poetries make you feel the love of your life in a way that you have never felt before.Now let us sport us while we may; And now, like am'rous birds of prey, Rather at once our time devour, Than languish in his slow-chapp'd power. Let us roll all our strength, and all Our sweetness, up into one ball; And tear our pleasures with rough strife Thorough the iron gates of life. Thus, though we cannot make our sun Stand still, yet we will make him run.” — “To His Coy Mistress” by Andrew Marvell Love: The wife of Loyalty, the mother of Kindness, and the older sister of Truth. Love is a humanitarian and a healer. Love is ***** by Hatred.