Our ever popular Pile of Poo Emoji’s always get a giggle and they taste so much better than they look. A poo emoji can say a thousand words Non Dairy Containing Sponge—Caster sugar, Margarine (vegetable oils; palm, rapeseed, water, salt, emulsifier; polyglycerol, esters of fatty acids, flavouring colour, Annatto curcumin), Biscuit flour ( Wheat Flour (calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), Baking powder (Diphosphate, sodium carbonates, wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamin) Niacin), Egg It is for this reason, that we have decided to create the perfect Wedding Cake. Our Brilliant Wedding Cake Tower is a no fuss, but all frills affair, and the perfect centrepiece to mark the symbolic union of marriage and first joint task in marriage, or rather simply for someone who, like us, loves to have a bit of cake at a celebration, no matter what. Another great idea for hen party cupcake toppers is to get ones with your bride’s face on! You simply upload a photo of the bride along with whatever text you want and it’ll be sent to you in edible form in just a few days! X-rated eggs – Cook the girls an epic breakfast to cure their hangovers with our Willy Shaped Food Fryer. This will get all the hens eggcited! Why not throw it in a few sausages too?

With one task out of the way, you can look to the fun and frolics of organising a wedding- the hen and stag do’s. We have a range of Brilliantly cheeky rude cakes, (not for the feint-hearted) and possibly not for the hen do that granny is attending, but will be sure to give everyone a bit of a giggle.

Non Dairy, Egg & Gluten containing Buttercream— margarine (vegetable oils; palm, rapeseed, water, salt, emulsifier; polyglycerol, esters of fatty acids, flavouring colour, annatto curcumin), sugar, glucose syrup, water, tricalcium phosphate (free flow agent), E341 Vanilla Sponge— wheat flour ( wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), Baking powder (Diphosphate, sodium carbonates, wheat flour (calcium carnbonate, iron, thiamin) Niacin, milk powder, salt, sugar, sweetex (vegetable oil (palm oil, rapeseed oil, palm fractions), emulsifiers E471), water, egg Marble sponge— Wheat flour ( wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), Baking powder (Diphosphate, sodium carbonates, wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamin) niacin, milk powder, salt, sugar, sweetex (vegetable oil (palm oil, rapeseed oil, palm fractions), emulsifier E471), water, Egg, Colours EE104, E124, E133, E120 Seedless Mixed Fruit Jam— Glucose syrup, SO2 apple pulp (contains sulphites), Granulated sugar, Plum Purée, Apricot purées, acidity regulator; citric acid E330, gelling agent; pectin E440a, colour Anthocyanin E163, Flavouring, Acidity regulator; trisodium citrate E331

Why not turn your hen party into the Great British Bake Off? Watch out Mary Berry, there are some new girls in the kitchen. Sugar paste — Sugar, Non-Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening, Glucose, Stabiliser E413, Emulsifier E471, Preservative E202, Vanilla flavour, Glycerine,full of life’s intimate parts. Our Sexy Bits Cupcakes, Muff Muffins and Willy Cupcakes will give everyone a mouthful of utterly delicious For something with a touch of class there is our Kisses Photo Cake- simply add a photo of the glowing bride to be and serve with a delicious glass of champagne. Free UK Wide Delivery

Others choose something a little more contemporary and abandon all traditions with a sense of necessity or obligation for an ‘unwedding’ do- with a twist in all senses from the dress, to the quirky venue, minimalist detail and exactly how they want, and when they want it, with Auntie Nora complaining that ‘it wouldn’t have happened in her day'. No matter what you choose for your special celebration, it all comes with a sometimes extortionate price tag attached. Give everyone a little more than they bargained for with a cupcake box full of life’s intimate parts. Our Sexy Bits Cupcakes, Muff Muffins and Willy Cupcakes will give everyone a mouthful of utterly delicious pleasure in the form of vanilla buttercream and jam or delicious chocolateyness. In the London area? Why not come and see us in action at our London Cake store, which is located in Sydenham, at 111 Sydenham Road, SE26 5EZ.

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Deli Orange Filling—Glucose syrup, sugar, sweetened condensed skimmed milk, water, palm oil, modified starch, orange concentrate, acid (citric acid), colour (beta carotene, paprika extract), natural flavourings, preservative (potassium sorbate), emulsifier (mono and diglycerides of fatty acids) Deli Lemon Filling— Glucose Syrup, sugar, sweetened condensed skimmed milk, water, palm oil, modified starch, lemon concentrate, acid (citric acid) Thursday or Friday for the following weekend and we can deliver to your home, office or neighbour if you are out, which makes enjoying fresh cake baking as easy as pie.