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In the middle of the battle, the soldier pulled his comrade aside and said, "come on, let's just take a few minutes to relaxe. I don't want to give you a splitting headache!"Yesterday I threw a huge axe and it hit my dad's car making a massive dent in the door. He wasn't angry though, he knew it was just an axecident. The axe thrower loves the girl he throws axes at, but he's very clingy. He just constantly misses her.

A man climbed a tree while he was holding his axe. He dropped it on an innocent bystander walking below. "Oh! I am really sorry," he said, "that was a total axeident!" My neighbor complained about the noise when I practice axe throwing, I guess he doesn’t appreciate my choppiness. My grandma tried axe throwing, she’s definitely not your average granny, she’s axetraordinary. Axes of Laughter: Puns in Axe-Throwing Names The axe mentioned to the wood, "I need to axe you a question," but the wood wasn't having any of it. "Wood you cut it out!" he replied. I just axe-ed myself why I didn’t start doing this sooner.” Axes and Oh’s: Laugh Your Way Through These Axe Throwing Puns! (Pun Juxtaposition)The soldiers in the army looked at the battle and didn't feel scared like they thought they would. Surprisingly they found it very axe-citing. Yes! Animated meme templates will show up when you search in the Meme Generator above (try "party parrot"). Get your heart and soul into it = Get your tart and whole into it. Axecitement Galore! (Tom Swifties Axe Throwing Puns) Be extremely careful about what you axe for for Christmas. There's a small chance you just might get it. I've got an addiction for buying hatchets from other countries. I love the smell. I'm not ashamed of it though, I love foreign axe scents.