Haha! I used to live in Lincoln, NE for a few years and I was always the butt of jokes because of my “accent”!! Haha, I think they had an accent! Oh and as for the comment about the kids doing bad because of it. Most all kids act up, they will find a reason but with loving parents, together or not, can get their kids threw it. My new boyfriend—let's call him John—and I were walking hand-in-hand from our hotel room at Hedonism II, the infamous clothing-optional, adults-only resort in Negril, Jamaica, to our first Tantric sex class. I whispered to him, "So, listen. It's gonna be like a yoga class, but with no yoga and we might be doing sex sh*t in front of others. Cool?" Well, the wife had an affair while she was on holiday with the child. It's really her fault for not putting the child first. OP's entitled to a bit of sweet revenge. yeah I don't think that's the case. I posted a FML and had some rude, odd, or cruel people YDI me, but not in the ratio that many people on here get. Keep in mind, there are a lot of ******* on this planet. And OP, yeah your wife is one of them. Hope she's the ex now or in the process of becoming the ex.

ikr! or instead of putting them online, you could just bust her. BAHAHA rent a billboard and put one of the pictures on it. Somehow he convinced me to go 5 days. And that was a S-T-R-E-T-C-H for me. I remember trying to convince him that his mom wouldn’t want to watch our kids for more than a week. That worked for a good hot second until she text him and said we should take an extended 2 week vacation. WHAT???Are you sure Mark’s wife doesn’t already know about your relationship? I have a hunch that she might be aware of what the two of you have been doing. Asking Mark whether she knows should be your first step. If she does, great! You can all be direct and forthright straight out of the gate. The main takeaway from our first Tantric couples' workshop was that some sex moves can help me experience a better orgasm—and help my partner last longer—without changing positions or involving fancy toys. This we learned from Kim and Brad Walker of Houston-based Tantric Hearts, who have been teaching at Hedonism II for 17 years. We met our bull at a hotel, we all sat together chatting and had a glass of wine to take the edge off - we were excited, but nervous. I was sitting on the couch with the bull and my partner was sitting in the chair across from us. Sensing the our reservations, my partner gave the go ahead. This was enough to spur the bull and to lean in to kiss me, which got it all started. He pulled me toward him as we made out. I couldn’t contain my excitement so I wrapped my leg around his hips to get on top of him and straddle him. As soon as I was on top of him he started running his hands all over my body.

hahaha my parents have been divorced for over ten years and i have a 4.0 at the university of rochester in physics and optical engineering.... I was hesitant and iffy. I told him that I didn’t think we could leave the kids for more than an extended weekend. In fact, I think I said 3 days tops. When my husband originally approached me about going on an “adult only” trip… I didn’t respond how you might think. I’ve been with my boyfriend for 11 years. He is very sexual, and I am not. We’re in our early 50s. Ever since we’ve been together, he has to “get off” if not every night then the following morning. This, somehow, has become my job, and I’ve become very angry about it—to the point where I don’t even want to see it ever again. He gets upset if I don’t assist. We use to have sex instead, but that became even too much for me. Now, I’m at the point of no return. What do I do about this? I don’t want him to get it someplace else, but I don’t want it as a job anymore. It’s making me hate any sexual thing between us. First came the feather, which John traced slowly and gently alongside my half-naked body. It felt good, but it was nothing new. But then he slowly dripped juice from a piece of cantaloupe on to the middle part of my lips. The cold, gentle drops made not just my lips, but my whole body tingle. I couldn't imagine that there was a part of my body I didn't know could bring me pleasure, but here I was feeling a physical awakening from a few drops of cold liquid on my lips.I’m pretty sure no guys were asking me to go topless and take a pic. I feel less cool than him. Either that or less hot. This sounds miserable. I’m not sure why you’re still dating this man. I’m in awe of your ability to tolerate male sexual entitlement, but my mind is boggled as to why you’re still doing so. We did things like sleep in till 9am, lay on the beach with our eyes CLOSED, play beach volleyball, drink fruity drinks before noon, parasail, meet new friends, and…best of all? We did it just the two of us. Overall we had a MUCH needed break from the crazies (who were in amazing hands with his mom and my mom). The last day before we left Jeff took some beach photos for me so I could update my blog pics. I’m pretty sure everyone on the beach thought we were weirdos during our 45 minute photo shoot that included my husband rolling in the sand to “get the right angle”. He was acting like a professional photographer.

The "Drive Your Partner Wild With Desire" class focused on the Tantra principle of using all five senses (i.e., sight, touch, smell, taste, and sound) to awaken your sexuality and increase your pleasure. "These are the five keys to bigger and better orgasms," Kim told the class. Oh my awesomeness. Those pictures are amazing!!! It is our 10 yr anniversary next year so we plan on going somewhere -child free- and do nothing but sit on a beach…no ones food to cut up, no diapers, no sippy cups! (sweet freedom! but first time away from them so I am sure to cry for weeks leading up to it!) We stood up to take it to the bedroom and my partner and I kissed, confirming we were all comfortable to take it to the next level. My bull and I finished undressing each other as my partner was listening on eagerly from the other room. The guests at the beach, pool, and bar areas represented every shape, size, and age. People with completely normal bodies seemed to feel more comfortable in their skin than I did, which made me loosen up a bit and not worry about that little scar on my left hip that I obsess over. ESPECIALLY when my wake up call is a toddler who needs me to get him apple juice, a hot dog and a new diaper at 6:00 am sharp. #mylife

Does she give classes on how to make grandparents volunteer to watch kids while their deserving parents take vacations??? How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Have a question? Send it to Stoya and Rich here. It’s anonymous!