Note their ornate 'love bites': tribal cicatrices around the neck, usually perpetrated by a near-toothless male known as Kev, Daz, Gaz, Baz, Tez or some other monosyllabic name. and you'd be right, The average chav drops out of school after learning the 2 times table, Most even before this as the work is too difficult ((9 out of 10 chavs think 2+2 is 7)) Lack of education forcing them to make their own language, Can be mistaken for English after a few pints. Pretty much making them look like the bug monster from MIB when he attempts to look like one)) For some unknown reason a chav will always have a bigger brother, Making me think they must all be inbred, Their father being their brother, So on and so forth. This often gives them the impression that they are 'hard' and they will thus attempt to start fights with anyone/thing smaller than them. Susie Dent's Larpers and Shroomers: The Language Report, published by the Oxford University Press, designated it as the "word of the year" [29] in 2004.

In Newfoundland, " skeet" is used in a similar way, [5] while in Australia, " eshay" or " adlay" is used. Static cameras still flash behind you, but Truvelo's use infra red iirc, and the flash towards you is well toned down apparently. I've put up with listening to this absolute tool for the past 3 weeks, ragging (as best he can) his 3 cylinder 1.If a chav says anything to you, you most likely wont understand a word of it, this is because, since their not human they dont talk any word found in a normal dictionary (unless its swearing) they'll be the ones that talk in a strange barking fashion. Chavs can be found hanging around the streets at night smoking and rolling around on the floor pissed, they'll be in groups of 6-15 so they look "hard". I took the stop of boxing up my last few pairs of old man jeans and now its just joggers and skinnys. Again, they tend to subsist in packs and can be seen braying and howling in the classroom, challenging even the most reasonable of requests to shut the hell up and let other people learn things.

Id said to myself that Id not wear them and often said to myself “todays the last day of non chav chris’ and then I’d panic and wear jeans the next day. In 2005 the fashion house Burberry, whilst deriding chavs, claimed that the widespread fashion in the UK of chavs wearing its branded style (Burberry check) was due to the widespread availability of cheaper counterfeit versions. The universality of the term if useful in uniting this observation but regrettably depersonalises the word, and also has allowed those whose lives are unaffected by Chavs to pollute and alter the meaning of the term.Chavs are renowned for their aggressive behaviour, amusing use of the english language, original sense of style and behaviour to society as a whole. make sure you don't make eye contact or they'll yell at you in your face, you wont understand what their saying though.

A compliment to a chav could include issuing them an ASBO, to them this proves they are a "hard",to normal people it proves they need mental help. A standard video camera is not a home office approved device, so can't be used for the purposes of prosecution for speeding. It has also been suggested that the term is derived from the name of the town of Chatham, in Kent, but the Oxford English Dictionary thinks this is "probably a later rationalization".walk with shoulders swinging, obssessed with brand names, play shitty whiny music very piss takingly loudly on buses, hang around Mcdonalds for a meal, talk like twats, look like twats, use cheap deodrant and tell mates "its prada i swear, blud! As stated above, keep a record of instances, written evidence would be enough to get the local NPT to at least pay some passing attention to your area. The twats that walk around with some kind of strange limp as if their "hard" and could "kick the shit out of you". In this situation, you are permitted by common consensus to find the nearest firearm and descend upon said chav with all force.

He's one cocky big headed little get, always has been, and I have predicted to Mrs Ree that he'll wrap his first car up within 2 months of ownership. chavettes wear massive hoop earrings, shitloads of foundation (the oranger the better), fake designer brands , fake uggs, fake tan, fake anything.The average chavette falls pregnant around age 12)) After arriving at McDonalds ((only place chavs don't get asked for ID for being 2 foot 7)) They huddle in their crew and wait for the chance to look hard. In my view their most definitive and humorous attribute is their "use" of the English language, their favourite terms include, "brethren", "rude" and "brrap" (only for the hardcore Chav). But if the 4 year old defended himself, The chavs would scatter, Some jumping into nearby bushes, Gardens, Dog Houses, Sewers and Push Chairs of the chavettes)) This is, Of course if they don't have a getaway chaviot nearby. Critics of the term have argued that its users are "neo-snobs", [25] and that its increasing popularity raises questions about how British society deals with social mobility and class.