Still struggling to find just the right gift for your sworn enemy? Want to keep your kids occupied while simultaneously losing your own sanity? Or simply looking for a way to make playtime louder and more obnoxious than it already was? Yellies! are the cutest, fuzziest pets that respond to your voice! Each Yellies! pet has its own unique look and personality and is full of fun surprises! Voice and sound-activated, they respond to talking, yelling, clapping, singing, or even music. The louder you yell, the faster they go! Find your favourite! (Each sold separately. Subject to availability. Actual deco will vary.) Kids are never loud enough, so I appreciate that this gives them the freedom to yell and be louder."

As a relatively new parent, I'd like this game's creator and the lead executives at Hasbro arrested immediately for disturbing the peace."How they actually work is this: through sound recognition, they move based on volume — the softer you speak, the slower they go, and vice versa. Hand clapping, singing, and music also make them move, and the one saving grace is that if the toy hears only silence for a few moments, it will perform a "secret move," unique to its character, for which there are a dozen. Although they're sold separately, if you put multiple next to one another, they'll interact and scurry about in a group. Because what you really need isn't just one of these, but several of them banning together. Items that are not available in store will take 3-5 working days (excluding weekends and bank holidays) to be delivered to your nominated store. My 3-year-old is terrified of it. His screams of terror drives the toy crazy, which makes his screams even crazier. It's a cycle of chaos."

Parents, discover more at Yellies.com. Sound-activated movement–yell, talk, sing, clap, or play music. The louder you yell, the faster they go! They're based in convenient locations including supermarkets, newsagents and train stations. Plus they're often open late and on Sundays. Each cuddly Yellies! spider has a unique personality. Find your favourite! Watch Yellies! pets’ eyes light up and legs move as they respond to your voice.WARNING: Contains button or coin cell battery. Hazardous if swallowed. WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts may be generated. If you think I must be joking, I'm not. The line of toys, made by the kid-lovers-slash-parent-haters over at Hasbro, is called " Yellies!" and it's not even trying to be covert with its cruel intention. The tag line is quite plainly, "the louder you yell, the faster they go!" What now?" you are probably asking. Let me shriek it louder for you: THERE IS NOW A FUZZY SPIDER THAT MOVES FASTER THE MORE YOUR KID SCREAMS AT IT!