I chose the Gerber® Graduates® lil’ sticks® meat sticks, which are chewed up and reformed meat sticks for babies (yes, it really has that many registered trademark symbols). As instructed, I crack two whole eggs into the hot tunnel, trying to ignore the gurgling sound from within. Well, since the uncooked sausage didn’t work, I figured I should try a cooked product covered in pancake batter. We Try Fried Egg Moulds and the Results Are Both Amazing and Catastrophic Okay, so the results depended hugely on the person responsible for the frying pan. Plus, when you’re eating eggs, you really want them cooked in a format in which you can pick up those jiggly fuckers and walk around with them using your (probably filthy) bare hands.

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We popped a wooden skewer (that came with the appliance) in with the egg too as per the instructions.In fact, until a machine can make 'Omelette a’ la Pepin' – shown in the second video – we won’t even consider a purchase. If you don’t have the cooking oil spray that they advise you use then soaking a bit of kitchen towel in olive oil and using chopsticks to rub it around the edges of the Rollie did the trick for us.

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I gave up on the six other ingredients I bought for this project and I will eat those as God intended, prepared as the package says, in the darkness of my closet, seasoned with my own tears. Cooked the basic 2 egg on a stick first off and turned out just as advertised, made a cheesy egg roll next and once again turned out as expected.Fast food it isn't, but treat this gadget as a fun novelty item to entertain kids and friends and enjoy. The front of the jar says it’s turkey with canola oil, but the first two ingredients are pork and beef, so they’re lying to you and your children. Yes, we’ve discovered a new kind of appliance and it goes without saying that we’re eggs-tremely eggs-cited. To stall, I consult the badly photocopied handbook, which suggests other delicious treats this baby is good for. The pancake never cooked through and the skewer came straight out of the meat, so I had to extract everything with a chopstick.

Rollie Egg Cooker: New Machine Makes Omelettes on a Stick Rollie Egg Cooker: New Machine Makes Omelettes on a Stick

Have lived with it for a while on the second (Lakeland replaced the first) but the food no longer rises when cooked, as you can imagine, because it gets stuck.

I prepared myself mentally for death in case my apartment burned down while I watched an egg get shat out onto the floor. After about seven minutes the egg roll rose gracefully out of the Rollie, sending us into a frenzied panic whilst we rushed to transfer this miracle of science onto a plate with the dignity and speed it deserved. Also, when the Eggmaster is on, it emits the smell of burning plastic, which is not something I normally look for in cooking equipment.