Comedy Identifier podcast_fan-fiction-playhouse_episode-71-conquered-by-clip_1000396403590 Keywords episode Microsoft gave him a private office and the freedom to draft 20 or 30 characters for Bob. Naturally, one was a rabbit. “Hopper” made the final cut as an alternative to Rover. This Clippy isn't exactly Clippy, an old user interface assistant for Microsoft, but he's very clearly inspired by Microsoft’s version given references to guys like Phil Gates or Microsoft products like Cortana. Can Microsoft sue for this? I mean, Delaney didn’t even bother to change the guy’s last name to like, Phil Bates or whatever, he kept the Gates… Is Clippy, the actual office assistant, canonically male according to Microsoft? I tried looking this up and saw that it (he?) was often gendered as male, but as far as I can tell Clippy is genderless.

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Conquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It’s for super mature audiences only. The book itself is published by a small press by Forest City Pulp that describes itself as publishing "provocative content by provocative writers, specializing in short fiction and serialized stories". So, it's not by a Romance publisher, or one that says it published works by Romance authors. LD: Clippy could achieve all of them. He'd have trouble with the “H2Ohh Yeah” though, because he’d rust. Nobody ever wants to be banged by a rusty piece of metal, usually. TL;DR:Don't think you can pay for a vacation this upcoming holiday season? Dollar Flight Club cansave you hundreds on domestic and international flights, and a lifetime subscription starts at only… READ THE RESTConquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It's for super mature audiences only. Interesting fact: if you analyze that cover art, you'll see that Clippy is composed of various hues, all grey. And you know how many? Sure you do: 50. Was I expecting quality in an erotica about Clippy? Probably not. But I've also been spoilt by bonkers romance that are actually quality. Other books in this flaired series are probably much better, if you're looking for bonkers. If you love cheap airfare, don't sleep on Dollar Flight Club — it can save you hundreds on flights!

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LD: Google Now doesn't really have a face or a personality, so it would be a challenge to engage in sexual relations with him or her. Challenge accepted! Others stressed that the idea of an assistant was just ahead of the technology. Today the artificial intelligence of Cortana, Siri, Alexa, and Google Assistant can constantly get smarter. Clippy was only as bright as the next edition of Office.But the artifact isn't what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape.

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The book also features a familiar-sounding CEO called 'Phil Gates', but obviously our hero Christie only has eyes for helpful old Clippy. If you want to borrow it on Kindle Unlimited and you have the time, go ahead because it's short. But the quality is so questionable that I can't in good faith recommend it to others. To me, the cover of the book also doesn't read like something that would line up with the rest of the Romance genre. Love, Laugh Lich by Kate Prior is a book I'd say is Romance proper yet is also funny in nature, and it features a clinch between the MMC and FMC. This book's cover has a woman in her underwear, Clippy, and text/colour choices that don't remind me of Romance.LD: That’s ridiculous. As a straight male who enjoys thinking about female humans, I would never be turned on by a male paperclip. What does turn me on is a strong woman banging a paperclip. I like Clippy—maybe I even love him—as a complex character in a deep and satisfying story. But when I write the sex scenes, my mind’s eye does not focus on his glowing metal poker of a schlong. As a writer, I do have to picture it in great detail, but I take no erotic pleasure in it. Truly, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, HUHHHH?!?! How does one COME UP WITH THIS LMAO? MH: But this isn’t your intellectual property, right? Microsoft is bound to slap you with a cease and desist eventually. Are you going to fight them, or take your bags of money and disappear? But the artifact isn’t what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape. The problem was partly technical. Bob required eight megabytes of computer memory, which few beginners owned at that point. This kept characters rudimentary. “You were asked to make a movie, basically, with a box of colored pencils,” says Reeves.

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Delaney may eventually get around to that, but in the meantime if you finish Conquered by Clippy and need more, perhaps consider Delaney's other offering… Christie writes a white paper about her findings while Clippy, with other digital assistants, reads on from the underground facility they were buried in. Don’t worry about him though, because he is having a great time ‘assisting’ other digital assistants with pleasure-related issues. He leaves the vessel to help the people of the world, as is his true calling. But Bob bombed. Swiftly. Trade magazines, all-powerful gatekeepers then, lampooned it as too basic.To me, a book that's trying to make fun of something should actually be familiar with the thing it's making fun of. And we get that at some points, like with Phil offering to cuddle for warmth with Christie before Christie rejects him. But as I mentioned earlier, there's enough about the book that doesn't read as Romance of me for me to doubt whether Delaney is at all familiar with Romance or erotica beyond romance-with-a-small-r tropes found outside of the genre. And I think it makes the humour less effective. For the great people of romancelandia I can only give it one star ⭐ and a very lukewarm recommendation. It was not very good. At all.