Netflix is currently casting for the following roles according to our source and gave several descriptions of each of the characters:

David Walliamsin "Pankkirosvon poika" (Tammi, 2019) osoittautui vallan mainioksi sekoitukseksi alakoululaisille sopivaa jännitystä, hömelöä huumoria*, isän ja pojan välisestä suhteesta tiristettävää sentimentaalisuutta ja Riehakas ryöstö -elokuvaa (1969). Seksuaalivähemmistöjä tuodaan myös varsin sympaattisella tavalla esille, asiaa mitenkään alleviivaamatta, ja onpa mukana myös vanha tuttu kioskinpitäjä Raj!

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If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

If you’ve ever had a father (or currently are one), you don’t need me to explain a Dad Joke. To paraphrase US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when expounding on how to identify pornography in 1964, you’ll know it when you see it. My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March. A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned. Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend. Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?David Walliams is a children’s publishing phenomenon. In 2017, he was the author of five of the top 20 bestselling books in the UK. That’s out of all books, not just children’s books. He is the author of all 5 of the 2017 top 5 bestselling children’s novels! Children are really enjoying reading his novels more than any others. As David Walliams has said, “Most of all I want these books to be enjoyed by kids, because I feel like I just want to encourage kids to read.” What a great goal! He is succeeding.

Tim Keller wrote in The reason for God, “For a love relationship to be healthy there must be a mutual loss of independence … For a Christian, it’s the same with Jesus. The love of Christ constrains. Once you realise how Jesus changed for you and gave himself for you, you aren’t afraid of giving up your freedom and therefore finding your freedom in him.” We can explain to our children that as Jesus made hard decisions for us, that made his life harder, so we make hard decisions for him that make our lives harder. We choose to live the way he asks us to. It is better for us and for others that we do. Sometimes it is harder. Sometimes it is not how we would choose. If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning. This might be the first time that we have discussed homosexual marriage and relationships with our children. We might prefer not to. If we don’t, others will. But what do we say? A well-prepared dad has a bunch of dad jokes up his sleeve. They could be good jokes, or they could be bad jokes. But they’re all designed to make you guffaw and groan. What makes a Dad joke? What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

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My doctor informed me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear. Ridiculously Bad Dad Jokes I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess. Chapter 19: A Warning Chapter 20: Seven P Chapter 21: Barf Chapter 22: Trust Chapter 23: Shopping Trolley Chapter 24: Monsters of the Deep Chapter 25: Boom! Chapter 26: Hot Pursuit Chapter 27: Goal! Chapter 28: A Mighty Duel Chapter 29: No Way Out Chapter 30: Countdown Chapter 31: Demolition Derby Chapter 32: What Goes Up Must Come Down Chapter 33: Sulk Chapter 34: Crime Does Pay Chapter 35: Champagne, Perfume and Hairspray Chapter 36: Loot Chapter 37: Bursting a Brain Chapter 38: Stop! Chapter 39: A Figure in the Shadows Chapter 40: Empty Chairs Chapter 41: Guilty Chapter 42: No One Says No Chapter 43: Pongy Cheese Chapter 44: Sneeze Juice Chapter 45: Masterplan Chapter 46: A Riddle Chapter 47: Where Did You Get That Goose?