Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, "six plus" Today I discovered something curious about the human body Did you know that if you were to take someone's intestines out and stretch them along a 25ft tape measure, the said person would die? The official was incredulous and said, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such an incredibly high figure?'

Here is a list of funny tape measure jokes and even better tape measure puns that will make you laugh with friends.Within an inch, there are two halves. The middles line represents the 1/2 inch measurement and is typically the largest mark. Short measure puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The measure humour may include short meter jokes also.

Flat earthers are very worried about the pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge. My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things. In my day, schooling was so severe. If we got answers wrong in class, teachers would hit us with unbreakable metal ruler.When you look at a tape measure that uses the Imperial system it comes with the capability of measuring in inches. The ease of use of measuring in inches is marked by bold numbers that allow you to easily identify where an inch is. Why does Mike Tyson use an engineer's tape measure instead of a carpenter's tape measure? Because he finds the experience much more in tenths.