If it wasn’t for the inclusion of real Maltesers pieces in this ice lolly, it would not be receiving such a high placement, I can assure you. The shape of the ice lolly is fun and even a smidge kinky, but it’s the Maltesers that are doing the heavy lifting here. The chocolate is standard, not quite at Magnum standard but nowhere near the depths of despair like Choc Ice chocolate, so somewhere comfortably in the middle. The ice cream is also quite a standard effort, look, it’s fine. But it’s the Maltesers that are vital here, I cannot stress that enough. Those tiny balls bring another dimension to the lolly that deserves serious recognition. This agreement is governed by the laws of New South Wales, Australia and shall be subject to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of New South Wales. Hen do games don’t always have to be bright pink and fluffy. There’s plenty of options for those of you who wouldn’t be caught dead in a rhinestone tiara. Hen do dare cards – Unleash your inner stag and become a dare devil with these wild dare cards – girls can too! Simply follow the hen night forfeits when someone doesn’t finish their drink, or make your own rules. The power is in your hands. Muhaha…

Jizz Game – Spin the balls to determine your fate. Will it be four pumps towards the face, or two in the mouth? Fill the willy with whatever you like, if you’ve had enough practice it will soon show… These ice creams are very OK. Again, you’d be happy if someone gave you one for free, but you’d never really actively buy one, would you. It’s pretty bog standard ice cream full of mini Malteasers. It is an annoying shape, too. Yeah I’ll eat it, and yeah I’ll enjoy it, but it’s not really going to end up a memorable experience, and I’m certainly not ever pining over one.

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However, it’s not necessarily one for the hottest of days – I find it’s more of a quite-sunny-but-not-sweltering-actually-I-could-very-easily-eat-this-inside type of stress-buster. It’s a comfort lolly, rather than a life-saver, but that doesn’t make it any less delectable. Galaxy ice creams often get overlooked, destined to live in the chocolately shadow of a certain other ice cream. This is not a good thing – more needs to be done to remind people of the heavenly range on offer from Galaxy. This is Galaxy we’re talking about – chocolate legends – you’ve tasted its non-frozen range, haven’t you? It’s pretty sodding spot-on. Time to release that pre-wedding stress with our fabulous range of willy piñatas.Finally, a penis that provides some satisfaction. Give it a bash.. Here we go. Now we’re into the good stuff. This is the Ballon d’Or territory of ice lollies. Cornettos are like a fancy 99 ice cream. They’re structurally sound, they offer a good balance of flavour and they reward you with a little chocolatey gift when you reach the end of your journey. Obviously the strawberry Cornetto is the best, followed by the mint and then vanilla flavour. You can even get a few fancy varieties on holidays, but the strawberry Cornetto is never going to let you down. It’s a reliable win every time. The chocolate at the bottom is inspiring. Go out there and be the chocolate at the bottom of a Cornetto that you want to see in the world. Namaste. At Last Night of Freedom, we know how important it is that the bride-to-be has memories that she can cherish forever. A hen do is only a once in a lifetime experience (fingers crossed!), so getting the perfect photos is an essential. We’ve been in the stag and hen do game for over 20 years, so we know a thing or two about organising an epic hen party. Our range of hen do photo props will ensure this’ll be a night your bride will never forget. From oversized frames, to building your own photo booth quipped with hilarious and classy props – there’s something for every type of bride tribe. You get the picture. No filter required.

Wonka is a famous name in confectionery, not only because of the fictional Willy Wonka candy in Roald Dahl’s beloved story, but also because Wonka sweets are delicious and bursting with fruity flavours.Hen party pass the parcel – An absolute classic. Layer the present with your chosen forfeits and prepare for some vicious competition when the music stops. Why not add some novelties for some extra fun? The Tomboys We know that a lot of our hens want their families to join in on the action. Whether that’s your grandma, mum, sister, crazy auntie Sue or your second cousin twice removed – we have something which will get them fighting for first place. Let’s hope no one gets too ruthless and competitive before the wedding… Let’s be honest for a moment. It’s not a Twix, is it? It’s a Twix ice lolly, which takes some elements of a Twix, but then turns it into an ice cream version of itself. Like a normal Twix’s cousin that’s from somewhere foreign. They’re under the same name, but in no other way are they similar. As a separate entity, they’re not bad. The biscuit is usually quite soggy, but still a nice change from the standard chocolate / ice cream combination we’re used to. The caramel never looks how it does in the advertised image above, but it’s still delicious. The main issue is that if your Twix ice lolly hasn’t already been broken or dented before you get to consume it, one bite ruins everything as it splits down the middle and shatters into a thousand messy pieces. Still tasty though. Ice creams and lollies should always have bonus features, in my opinion, which is why the screwball is such a delight. Once you’ve finished the lovely, smooth ice cream, what’s that? Oooh, what’s that at the bottom, there? It’s a round nugget of fun-continuing bubblegum, that’s what it is. Hoy it in your gob man. Keep it there for the rest of the day if you like. The festivities are just beginning. Pin the Junk on the Hunk – We’ve all heard of pin the tail on the donkey - this versions is a little more risqué (to say the least). We have over 10 different versions of Pin the Willy – some are more realistic than others. You should be fine, you’re used to finding it in the dark.