Rob Manuel, 48, from north-east London, runs the Fesshole online account, which gives people the chance to tell their best anecdotes – but under complete anonymity. The father-of-three has made a compilation of the best tweets of Fesshole into a debut book - The Very Best of Fesshole, which was published at the end of October. The RRP is the suggested or Recommended Retail Price of a product, set by the publisher or manufacturer.

He said some of his funniest moments include a woman whose husband’s dying wish was for everyone to think he lead a double life.

upvotes Follow Unfollow 6 months ago (edited) Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 It's confession time, folks! Things have been building up inside of you for too long. Secrets you thought you'd never share with another soul are bubbling to the surface begging for release. I used to do admin for a firm of solicitors. 80% of them were absolute morons. I have no idea how people so stupid got qualified or continued to be employed. I have literally no idea what I'm doing at work and I've been here 8 months. I just sit and edit a fake Excel spreadsheet to make me look busy." My wife passively aggressively points out my failings to the dog when I'm in earshot. I tell her this is pathetic, but when she goes out, I sit him down and give him my account of events at length."

The book is split into 10 sections, ranging from crime and neighbours, through to family, and of course sex. Each section is then split further, which just breaks up the book a little. The father-of-three from Wolverhampton has been breaking a niche in the internet for 20 years, and started Fesshole in 2019. I've been a practising lawyer now for 12 years. I still don't really understand what 'beyond all reasonable doubt' actually means.Rob has made a career out of internet-based entertainment. He has released the weekly b3ta newsletter since before I was born, and credits it as his first project that amassed some “fans and public recognition”. Crucially, it gives him the ability to launch a new project because he always has the “first 50 people to look at something”. The newsletter itself has a pleasingly under-designed look, which is “all about trying to make people enjoy the content”, rather than focus upon the formatting or design. “In 2001, when it launched, that was a retro look for a newsletter” – and it has not changed since. Could you imagine watching Iron Man 3 once, let alone five times in seven days? (Picture: @fesshole) I work with my own gut feeling," he said. "The stuff I don't publish is because I think it would be wrong to put it in front of a large audience. Generally, people who are more private require closeness before they let you in. Yet those who are less private may be happy to disclose personal information, not just to friends and family, but to coworkers, acquaintances, and even people they’ve just met as well.

We are therefore almost entirely reliant on advertising for funding and we expect to have a tough few months and years ahead. Fesshole Live is Rob’s current preoccupation – but afterwards, can we expect more projects from him? He gave me a resounding yes. As one of the “ internet’s first influencers”, he tells me that he’s “made a commitment to entertaining via internet projects until I die”. I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself "you're all ****s aren't you?" and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod." upvotes Follow Unfollow 11 months ago Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And another: "Completely ruined one morning after a heavy session I somehow managed to make a bacon sandwich and cup of tea. I put brown sauce in my tea instead of on my butty. I didn't have the mental ability to make another one so drank it. It tasted lovely and I've done it every since." MORE : Leonardo DiCaprio goes up against Boris Johnson as he praises new Ulez, and we bet that wasn’t on your bingo card A REFERENDUM IS WHEN A COUNTRY HATES ITSELF VERY MUCH AND DECIDES TO HAVE A PROXY WAR INSTEAD OF GETTING A PUPPY"

From ways to avoid embarrassment to revenge tactics, here are Rob's favourite confessions, with each one based on a makeshift commandment that he warns people should take "very, very seriously"... Ron has been sent 150,000 anonymous confessions, and shares the ones he thinks his audience will like the most - so long as they are not creepy and he doesn't think they are made up. Confessions like: "I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself 'you're all ****s aren't you?' and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod." Working as a solicitor I have to do loads of anti-money laundering training; how to spot it, what methods are used, new developments in techniques, etc. As a result, I'd be really good at money laundering and I think I'd enjoy the creative challenge more than the day job. As a lawyer I wear the near obligatory three piece suit for work. I always take the train, and at least once a week get asked for rail information, and I always try to help. It is often the highlight of my day/week. THIS NEWSLETTER FAILED ITS A-LEVELS AND IS GOING TO SCUNTHORPE POLYTECHNIC TO STUDY BISCUIT TECHNOLOGY"Rob Manuel started Fesshole in 2019 and is now launching a book of his favourite confessions (Picture: @robmanuel / @fesshole)