Tyson Fury DOES care about becoming undisputed world champion when he takes on Oleksandr Usyk, his father... The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Tottenham supporter. For all the derision that greets Martinez’s time on the ball, it is eminently watchable. Not because it is always effective, Villa scything through the Premier League’s great and good on a weekly basis, but because you become transfixed in finding out whether it will end in disaster (robbed of the ball in their own box) or triumph. Glenn Hoddle slams Man City defender Manuel Akanji for 'switching off completely' and allowing Lois Openda...

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Ill, thin and broken, ex-England footballer Kieron Dyer, 44, was dying with a rare liver disease just 11 weeks ago. Now, he speaks for the first time Fans joke Everton star Dele Alli should be 'arrested' after footage of PINK summer haircut is revealed online, with one keen on seeing Sean Dyche's reaction That's a nice ham you got there It would be a shame if someone put an "s" in front of it and an "e" behind itIt's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class. Behaviour of spectators: The association with the highest final score with regard to this criterion. Wouldn't a few competitive, if relatively easy, games in Europe get a West Ham or Everton squad in better shape than a few half-baked friendlies, which are usually also played abroad? Mike, York. A long-term solution would be West Brom coach Carlos Corberan, who almost led Huddersfield Town to an unlikely promotion from the Championship last season and is well on course to do the same with the Baggies.