Job applicant: “Sir, your search ends here! In my previous job, whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible.” 19. An engineer’s perspective A bad day at work can make you want to pull your hair out. But sometimes, all you need is a good laugh to make it through the day. Here are some funny HR jokes that will hopefully help you make it through your next shift. Two. One to screw it in, the other to investigate the lightbulb’s complaint it was touched inappropriately.

I proposed to my girlfriend last night, who just got promoted to an HR position earlier in the day.” said one friend to another. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes. Why did the HR manager start a car dealership? They wanted to drive the best talent to their organization.To which Arnie replied [in Arnie voice]: "Oh it was terrible! My father, he ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally we all had an awful day."

Guess who is fixing things and helping employees make career pivots- your HRs. 35. Code Red: It’s a Monday 😵‍💫 Relax with a game. Go outside in the sunshine and get moving with some team sports. Organize a game of Pictionary at lunch. Do anything that is different from your everyday routine. So I went to a bookshop and found a good joke book, to try and get some inspiration, or just plain steal a joke to use.Boss: Can you work this weekend? Me: Yeah, no worries, but I'll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends. Boss: What time will you get here? Me: Monday.