Del proves to know little about hang-gliding.] Andy: We've got some great thermals today. Del: Thermals? Oh, what a shame! I'm just wearing my ordinary y-fronts. Del Boy is a compulsive liar, particularly to women, customers, policemen and even his family and doctors. He sometimes lies when it is against his best interests, such as when he claims to be a health freak while suffering from severe stomach pains, leading to his spending several days under observation in hospital rather than receiving an immediate diagnosis. In "The Long Legs of the Law" he implies that he supports Chelsea. Derek "Del Boy" Trotter – He Who Dares... is a 2015 autobiography "written" by "Del Boy" Trotter released in October 2015. [10] [11] [12] You've always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education - that's why you're no good at snooker."

Go West Young Man [1.2] [ edit ] Grandad: You wouldn't remember when I married your grandmother. Del: (sarcastically) No. Rodney: Cassandra, we are talking about Derek Trotter. To Del, market penetration means sex under a barrow! As One Door Closes [4.7] [ edit ] Rodney: (upon losing a chunk of hair to one of Del's super-sharp combs) I'm going bald. Derek, I am 24 years old and I'm going bald! Albert: That's supposed to be a sign of something. Rodney: Yeah, it's a sign that I'm going bald. Del has just taken delivery of several boxes of blow up dolls, thinking they were children's dolls.] Rodney: Del, these dolls ain't called Barbie or Sindy. These dolls are called Lusty Linda and Erotic Estelle. Del: You can't have dolls with names like that. Rodney: You can if you go to the right shops!

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Mike and Trigger help Harry onto the coach.] Trigger: What d'you think's wrong with him? Mike: What do I think? Well, snow-blindness would be my bet, Trig. Trigger: Yeah? I thought he was pissed. Irene: You'd better tell me your name, it'll get a bit embarrasing if I have to call you "Thingy" all night! Rodney: My name's Rodney. Irene: Irene. Rodney: No, Rodney. Del: (to Rodney, in the Monte Carlo Club) I've heard your line of patter my son. If they don't know Adam Ant's birthday or the Chelsea result it's goodnight Vienna, innit?

Rodney is looking for crimes to report at the tenants' meeting.] Del: Well, why don't you tell them what happened to poor Rita Alldridge then? Rodney: Yes! Good idea! What happened to Rita Alldridge then? Del: Last Friday night she was indecently assaulted over by the adventure playground. Rodney: No! Did she report it? Del: Yeah, I saw her this morning, she'd just been down the police station. Rodney: Right. There you are, you see; that's exactly the sort of thing... Hang on a minute, if this happened on Friday night, how come it's taken her 'til Wednesday to report it? Del: Because she didn't know she'd been indecently assaulted until this morning when the bloke's cheque bounced. A video of Del Boy cheering on the England team at Euro 2020 was released on YouTube in June 2021. [9] Literature [ edit ] He Who Dares.., the "genuine autobiography" of Derek "Del Boy" Trotter

If They Could See Us Now [ edit ] Trigger: When I go in there, I'll just say I hear voices. Denzil: Trigger, you're not on trial, you're a character witness. Trigger: I know. But I still hear voices! Boycie: Oh, God. This is gonna be one of them days! Del Boy' Trotter's autobiography released: "It's got everything: pictures, words, birds, violence, adventure" ". Irish Mirror. 12 October 2015 . Retrieved 1 December 2015.

Grandad hits the screw with a hammer and the other chandelier falls to the ground and smashes, while Del and Rodney both look on in horror] Del: (calmy, to Rodney) Grandad was undoing the other chandelier. Rodney: How can you tell? Del and Raquel smile lovingly at each other and embrace] Rodney: You know what that means, Albert? Uncle Albert: No. Rodney: Well, either Raquel's pregnant or Del's pissed.At the dinner table] Del: How old is she, 20? Rodney: No, she's about, 30! Del: How old is "about 30"? Rodney: 40! Del: (coughing) 40! 40? Stone me Rodney. Rodney: What's wrong with going out with a woman of 40? Del: Nothing. Nothing at all, if you happen to be 50! Blimey, she's even too old for me! Grandad: Well I'd have to think twice!