Short somalia puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The somalia humour may include short country jokes also. MARKII DMBE AYAAN FIKIRAY OO AAN IDHI WAAR BAL HUBSO NINKU DUQADA UU DOONAYO, MARKAAN WAYDIIYAY WUXUU IIGU JAWAABAY JAAD, MAXAA YEELAY WAXA HALKAN LAGU CUNAA JAAD LA SOO TUMAY OO POSTA LAGU SOO DHAAFIYAY WAA QASIL AMA COSMATIC PRODUCTS MAXAA YEELAY DAWLADU MA OGOLA, MARKEE DAMBE AYAA INTAAN QOSLAY U SHEEGAY WAXAAN U MALEEYAY OO AH HILIB DUQAD AH, MAXAA YEELAY ISAGU WUXUU OGAA ANIGOO QAYILA WAXAANA ISUGU KAAYA DAMBAYSAY HARGEYSA, WAXAAN KU IDHI SAAXIIB BAHALKII FARAHAAN KA QAADAY Laba nin baa ku wada jiray dugsigii Xalane ee tababarka lagu qaadan jirey ee ku yaalay magaalada Muqdishu xilliyadii todobatanaadkii iyo sideetamaadkii 1970s, and 1980s. Labada nin midi waa reer Muqdisho oo gurigooda ayuu Jimcaha u caraabaa. Ka kalena waa reer Hargeysa oo isagu magaaladan cid kama yaqaan oo inta badan xerada Xalane dhexdeeda ayuu iska joogaa. Waxa dhacaysa in ninkii reer Muqdishaad uu mar walba cuntooyin kala jaad ah uu u soo qaato Xalane sanduuqna ku qufusho oo sariirtiisa hoosteeda gashado maca dharkiisa. Habeenkii danbe ayuu kii reer Hargeysa gaajooday intuu saqdii dhexe kacay ayuu sanduuqii intuu gabigiisiiba banaanka u qaatay ku soo jabsaday oo wax ka soo cunay ka dibna ninkii halkii uu hore u yaallay u dhigay sanduuqii. A woman on her death-bed says to her husband: "Promise me that your next wife will never wear my clothes". "Hush now", says her husband comforting. "Firstly you will be better soon and secondly she's one foot smaller than you.

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. ninkii markaba saarnaa waa fahmi waayay. Saxiib kii (xamaaleeygii) aayaa waxuu yir waxba magaseeysida kabax Heey! Heey Do speak English? Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!laakiin SHURUUD maxaa waaye hee..? waxaa geli kara NIN BIDAAR LEH bas...Perche filinka AGENTI waaye. hada ka hor waxaa dhacday nin magaalo jooga ayah soo gursaday gabar reermii ah gabadh waxaa la baray isda wax loo kariyo muda ka dibi ayey kaligeed wax karsi bilawday.waxaa yimid ninkeedii waxuuna waydiiyay manoo karisay qado markaasey tiri haa welin waxaan ku daray barfuun ninkii waa u yaabay waxuuna u sheegay in cuntada lagu darin barfuuna.

karali noqda i know waa ceeb in hoosta laga sheekeeye e...but hey just kaftan) ha u bixina waxaasi .. As in a car or a computer, you should ask yourself what you need a girlfriend for before obtaining one. This will, in large part,dictate the final product which you should consider. Do you want an intellectual companion? A baby factory? A hiking partner? Or just Somali memes are an important part of the Somali culture. They provide a way to express the collective feelings of a people and celebrate their identity and culture. Through memes, people can express their joy, sadness, anger, and other emotions. They are also a form of entertainment that can bring people together in laughter and lighten difficult situations. Somali memes also provide a platform to share news, stories, and jokes with the world.

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System"(MYASS).

naagtaydu markay maqasho waxaas baan u baahanahay wayba iska sii dartaa oo maba i siiso xasidad weyaan.Overall, Somali memes provide an interesting insight into everyday life in Somalia. Whether they are used to make serious statements or just for laughs, they offer a unique view into what it is like to live in this dynamic nation. Somali Culture Reflected in Memes

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Well it's been almost 20 years since Consumer's Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for girlfriends has changed substantially. So we here at CR decided another report was needed. This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence, which was "Let's make love." The parrot said it all the time,embarassing the owner to no end. Finally, He went to his parish preist and told him of his parrot’s problem. The priest repleid, "I have a parrot who also only know some sentence. He always says, 'Let us pray.' Bring your parrot over Sunday after mass, and I'm sure your parrot will be praying by the end of the day. "So, as directed, The owner brought the parrot over to the rectory after mass. The parrot, spying the priests parrot, opened his mouth and blurted out "Let's make Love. "The priest's parrot closed his eyes, looked up at heaven and said,"my prayers have been answered."

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Laba nin oo deganaa Xamar banaankiisa ayaa magaalada isu soo raacay si'ay xoolana u geeyaan waxyaabana uga soo gataan. Markay danahoodii soo dhamaysteen ayey magaalada banaankeeda ku arkeen fiilo koronto oo dhulka taal waxayna go'aan ku gaareen inay xariggan dhulka daadsan qaar ka goostaan. maa ii kla soocna balaa balaa,, dherer iyo gaabni isku mid ay ii yihiin balaa balaa habllihii kale qosol,, waa loo sheegay in caadi ka waday tan kale hada galaaska dhan waxay dhahaan susan dheer,, iyo suusan caday,, waxaa gadoomay dibbilihii wuxuu ku gadoomay magalada carafag ama hiilweyne dabakafuulku wuxuu saarnaa xaga sare waxaa dhacday inuu salka tago