I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. There are three guys on a boat, and they have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with – what do they do? If these make you wither, wait until you read about the worst Christmas cracker jokes of all time - we think dads have definitely taken some inspiration from these corkers, for the following award winning wisecracks. The tramline that goes up to knocke-heist is guarded most of the way up, and dualled, so this might be a rarely used bit of track.

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