Napa’s Tarpon Cellars uses Wild Glass, which is made from 100% recycled glass that’s uncorrected for superficial blemishes.

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Egglings look suspiciously like extra large eggs, but crack 'em open and you'll find everything you need to grow your very own herbs and plants.But the total weight of the bottle is a mere 83g – much lower than the lightest of glass bottles (Switzerland-based Vetropack Group’s 350g). Kristen Knapp, founder of new wine brand Heartbeat, says her ‘spicy rosé’ targets millennials and Gen Z.