wank 1. n. Rubbish; nonsense. 'That is a load of wank'. 2. n. Masturbation. 'That was a dead good wank'. 3. v. To Phrs. Of a woman, menstruating and therefore considered unavailable for sex. From being out of service and unusable, like a vehicle in for repair. Gene Hunt: We need to nail this fast. Sam Tyler: So, we preserve the scene. We dust for prints Gene: [Interrupting] You've seen it out there, Sam. People are scared. Pull in someone from the "we don't like you" list. We put their prints on the hammer, charge 'em, whip it past the beak. There's loads of scum out there deserve another spell inside. It'll buy us more time. Sam Tyler: Look Guv, you wanna wear the Sheriff's badge? Well it comes with responsibilities; thorough, and by-the-book! Gene Hunt: Cobblers! The public don't care what we do, just that we get the job done! Chris Skelton: Too right, you don't want a mirror at the dentist do you? To get an idea of what you will end up with, stand at the bottom of the slope you are designing the terraces into and imagine the finished job. Do you like what you will be

pant moustache n. The effect achieved when the mapatasi (qv) extends symmetrically beyond either side of the Don't be put off by the cost, or hard work if you are going to do the work yourself. Soil erosion, areas you can't get to and slippery slopes can be a nightmare, especially as we get older. With Gene Hunt: [disgusted] Looks like they've been thinking up [porn movie] titles.. Listen to this: " On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix".Ray Carling: [angrily] I got shot because of you! Sam Tyler: I know. I'm truly sorry, Ray. Ray Carling: Still, I met a bird, medical bird. Sam Tyler: Called nurses. Ray Carling: Big tits, arse like two cox's pippins in a bag. Sam Tyler: She sounds enigmatic. Ray Carling: No, boss, she was from Barnsley. [Sam is looking around the pub for Annie and Phyllis notices] Phyllis: Go and find her. Sam Tyler: What? Phyllis: I'm not just a sex goddess, I've got eyes. Go on. [She gestures to outside the pub] lunch box n. In British tabloid journalism, that bulge which appears in athlete Linford Christie's shorts; a penis. crapper n. Lavatory, From the German inventor of the self cleaning water closet, Thomas Shitehousen.

rear gunner n. In aviation terms, a gunner who shoots one of his own aircraft by firing his lamb cannon (qv) into the Sam Tyler: It's called surveillance. Gene Hunt: Doesn't sound very manly. Sam Tyler: Manly?! Gene Tyler: Well, it's not proper police work, is it? Spying on people? [...] Sam Tyler: It's the future. One day, the vast majority of police work will be surveillance. Gathering information, feeding that information into computers... Gene Hunt: Well I hope I'm dead by the time that happens! Chris Skelton: Boss? Bloody hell, you look like something out of the Addams Family. Sam Tyler: Up all night. Chris Skelton: Oh aye. What was her name? Sam Tyler: Migraine. Chris Skelton: German bird?The Footie [1.5] [ edit ] [Gene and Sam need to get a pub landlord out of the way so that they can go undercover] Gene Hunt: Ray! Go and arrest the landlord of the Trafford Arms. Ray Carling: What for? Gene Hunt: Think of something on the way. [Later] Gene Hunt: In a bizarre twist of fate, the landlord was arrested this afternoon... on suspicion of cattle rustling. [Ray takes a bow and receives a round of applause]

Ray Carling: So how'd your date go? Chris Skelton: Oh...I-I won't be seeing her again. Ray Carling: Don't tell me. Upstairs outside and you got a slap! Superintendent Harry Wolfe: I'm saying it to all divisions; city needs to feel safe, Gene. Point is, this is under the glare, so let's make it clean and let's make it count, yes? Sam Tyler: Would that be... 'by the book', sir? Superintendent Harry Wolfe: Yes, that's it - by the jolly old book. Sam Tyler: [To Gene, smugly] Let's get this party started. Sam Tyler: Roger Twilling, 44 years old, successful businessman, very popular in the business community, gives a lot to charity. Gene Hunt: I hate people who give to charity. Gene Hunt: [gives Tyler a gun] Here, wave this around inside and try and look hard for once in your life! Sam Tyler: Have you never heard of softly, softly? Gene Hunt: Yes, but I prefer Z-Cars! [he and Sam storm into the building] Don't move! You're surrounded by armed bastards! The Bombing [2.3] [ edit ] Sam Tyler: Look, you know when I said I wasn't wrong? Well, I was. But, I was right about this not being the IRA. I was right to follow my instincts. Just like you always say, "go with your gut feeling". Just taking your lead. Gene Hunt: So I'm right? Sam Tyler: We both are. Gene Hunt: Right. Sam Tyler: Right. Gene Hunt: Just as long as I'm more right than you. brown hatter n. One who bowls from the Pavilion end (qv) and in so doing tarnishes his bobbies helmet (qv).Percy 1 . UK n. Penis, As in: "I’m just off to point Percy at the porcelain"., 2. A small green 0-4-0 saddle tank steam Billy Mill roundabout n. The climactic point of masturbation. From the A1058 Coast Road in Newcastle, e.g. 'My

Sam and Annie are standing on the steps outside, Gene Hunt approaches with Leonard, a witness who Annie has just agreed to watch overnight] Sam Tyler: Annie's going to sit with him tonight. Gene Hunt: Hey, Leonard! Fanny in the flat! Nice work! Sam Tyler: I think she's telling the truth . Gene Hunt: I think she's as fake as a tranny's fanny .uphill: …is usually made with more and most Antonyms downhill Derived words & phrases uphill gardener Translations uphill - located up a slope or on a hill Czech:… Doing it yourself will depend on the size of the garden, the steepness of the slope, number of terraces, access to the skip and how much help you can count on. If I can get a digger onto the Vrb phrs. To think, to use one's ingenuity, to use one's head. Loaf (of bread), rhyming slang on head. E.g."Use your loaf and think about the consequences of carrying a knife on the street."