Wally People". wallypeople.com. Archived from the original on 19 December 2013 . Retrieved 18 December 2013. If a friend asked what three things I’d want on a deserted island, I would say “doughnuts, pizza, and my doughnut-and-pizza-themed clothes.” For me, wearing clothes with my favorite food on them is redundant. People can see my tired eyes, my gut, and my big beard. They know I’m a pizza lover already. via People of Walmart

Some people were born with a silver spoon in their mouths. Others had to go out and work hard to get that spoon. First, we get the money. Then, we get the spoons. Then, we get a significant other who’s cool with us wearing a big spoon as jewelry. People of Walmart

At least he put a diaper on him? That’s courteous. Another idea is that you could leave your pets at home while you’re out shopping. Especially if it’s a pet that’s capable of hurting other people. Or using tools. Or evolving into a species that will one day overtake human beings. In 2017 and 2018, Walmart acquired several apparel brands, among which were Shoes.com, Moosejaw, Bonobos, ModCloth, Art.com, Bare Necessities, and ELOQUII. I dressed like this for a weird play in college. It had the desired effect. People laughed and were frightened at the same time. Not sure why you would dress like this while going about your day. He looks like a walking carnival game, complete with prizes. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone randomly threw a dart at him. I just counted them, and there are too many stars on those pants. That’s because this guy’s from the future. America is going to add a few hundred more states by 2050.

But no, these are all taken on planet earth, for these are the People of Walmart, a specific type of person who frequents that store and who seem to like pushing the boundaries when it comes to what to wear. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe they’re literally attached at the hip because of some botched surgery. Or maybe they don’t know each other at all. They met in the Walmart parking lot, and said “I want to get to know you for the next 30 minutes while I shop for a new lasso.” He is a cowboy after all. And they have everything there. I hope they had a nice time. In the early days of COVID, masks were harder to come by, so some Walmart shoppers just improvised. Weird that the pet monkeys are being treated better at Walmart than some of the children. He looks comfortable. No leash needed. Just the warm embrace of the woman who feeds him (I’m guessing that yogurt is all for him). via People of WalmartSadly, there’s no price tag on a few of these. They might just be plungers they found in the bathrooms. I pray this is not the case. But, from what I’ve seen in this store, I can’t put it past them. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders. It often indicates a user profile. By the last year of the twentieth century, Walmart became the largest private employer in the world. Mayerowitz, Scott (September 3, 2009). "People of Walmart Pokes Fun at Shoppers, but Will it Hurt Sales?". ABC News. abcnews.go.com. Archived from the original on September 6, 2009 . Retrieved September 5, 2009. I guess they probably didn’t put a warning on the plastic bags, so who can you blame for this, really? This woman seems a little forgetful. I only hope the kid eventually made it onto the belt, and the clerk had to ask what kind of vegetable was in the bag. It’s a person. via People of Walmart

In 1983, Walton launched the first Sam’s Club, whose goal was to help businessmen wishing to buy merchandise in bulk. I keep my man on a tight leash.” is not something I ever thought would be said literally. Clearly, this is consensual, but I hope one of the greeters at Walmart at least asked if that was the case. “Hi, just making sure you’re in some kind of sub/dom relationship, and not being held against your will. Thank you. Have a lovely day.” via People of Walmart Walton served as a captain in the U.S. Military Intelligence Corps Unit at the time of World War II. I wonder if he’s housebroken or if they needed to clean up a few aisles after this couple walked through.I know the pain she must feel. I once left my fly down for an entire day at school and no one said anything, even after all the tissues I put down there started falling out. I was stuffing it for medical reasons, not to show off! Jeez. I’m better than that.

In 1983, the first Sam’s Club opened with the idea to help small businesses save money on merchandise bought in bulk. Over the years, the branches of Sam’s Club mushroomed over the world: 600 of them opened in the United States and 200 in other countries. Sam’s Club can also be accessed online at samsclub.com. I kid, of course. They don’t sell kids at Walmart. They’re free. Just take one. I’m joking. Don’t do that. Also, don’t put a whole child on the belt at the register. It’s nearly as bad as sleeping in the meat fridge. Other people have to use that, and you just put a kid on there. Now they have to disinfect it before the person behind you in line catches a cold from him. via People of Walmart Funny you should ask. According to the founders, The People Of Walmart blog was createdin 2009 after its creators took a trip to a South Carolina Walmart and noticed a woman who “looked like a stripper” in a T-shirt that read “go f*** yourself” while accompanied by a two-year-old. Since then they’ve been bringing us the best of the worst that Walmart has to offer. This woman is obsessed with her beauty regimen. She’s finding the perfect foundation, maybe some concealer. Unfortunately, she forgot to conceal the paper hanging out of her pants. via People of Walmart Taking a nap is difficult for me. There’s so much I have to get done on any given day. I have to walk my dog, I have to work, I have to shop for groceries. It never occurred to me, though, that I could do all of these and nap at the same time. via People of Walmart

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Perhaps on a catwalk at a Paris fashion show these kind fo peoplr people would be seen as the bleeding edge avant-garde, setting trends and styles that would be the talk of this season's fashion trends, kings and queens of the fashion elite, but inside a hypermarket these people of Walmart just come across as, well, a little bit out of the ordinary. Actually a LOT out of the ordinary. It makes you wonder what's going on in their life and at home. When you can’t make it to a carnival to enjoy the bumper cars, you can always bring the bumper cars to you. What’s the worst that could happen (besides serious bodily harm?). No one’s going to stop you. If they try, just drive away. via People of Walmart People of Walmart Pictures That Are Way Too Hilarious Voomed 66+ Of The Best And Funniest People of Walmart Pictures You'll Ever Likely To See In addition to avoiding the ordinary, the trio refuse to post photos of people who are disabled or working Walmart employees. [2] A Walmart spokesperson said that the company's attendance system services to ensure that "associates in the right place at the right time."