We wrote quite a bit, so we've broken it up into chapters, with a new one to be posted on the 8th of each month. Kristen grabbed him by the face and said, "If given the opportunity I would totally take a shit in your mouth with no regrets or second thoughts. So be careful..." Jade Thirlwall is unrecognisable as she transforms into Mr Bean while boyfriendJordan Stephens wears a Teddy suit forHalloween bash The Crown will portray Princess Diana as pregnant and will showMohamed Al-Fayed claiming she and Dodi were killed as part of an 'establishment plot', source claims

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I went to see Kaelyn, the only person who really ever listened to me, and told her everything. Nobody was at the ice cream stand, so it was like we were the only two people on earth. The Crown recreates one of the last ever photos of Princess Diana on Mohamed Al-Fayed's yacht just a week...

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Finally, now you're where you belong," Kelsey said, squatting down and putting her gorgeous butt right in my face, "Now. Smell my fart, bitch." Bernie's life is starting to return to normal finally; what better time for his aunt and cousin to drop in unexpected. Bobby Brazier and Strictly professional dance partnerDianne Buswell share a kiss after surviving another week of gruelling rehearsalsKristen spoke into whatever it was, "That's right. This is our new toilet. So for all the people who said 'Kristen and Kelsey would never make good on their threat to turn one of US into their toilet', guess again." It just kept happening, over and over. After two days, I was convinced I had gone about it all wrong. On the third day, I was watching and saw a gorgeous woman rip the flyer off the board and walk away. She crumpled up my flyer and tossed it in the trash. I saw this and decided it was over. I went into the bathroom and just after I tossed the burner phone into the trash, it began to ring. James Blunt shares emotional meaning behind his new song The Girl That Never Was: 'I deal with it by writing' I finally visit a girl I'd been talking to for a week and it turns out, everything she said about her gassy family was true. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Thank you, Kelsey! Thank you so much! Thank you for shitting in my mouth! Thank you, Kelsey for letting me eat your shit!"