Kelly has had to come to terms with the idea that though they spent half their lives together, Gareth was not really paying attention for most of it.' Now you can finally say, ‘I’m not working for the man anymore’ while sitting at home and watching TV.”– Unknown Retirement is the time when you can finally start reading all those books you’ve been pretending to have read for years.”– Unknown

Retirement is when you can finally stop worrying about malpractice lawsuits, unless you plan on taking up skydiving.”– Unknown Retirement is when you can finally start wearing purple, and nobody will even bat an eye.”– Jenny Joseph Retirement is when you can finally put your feet up, relax, and let someone else handle the watch.”– Unknown Funny Retirement Quotes For Police Officers

Notable Quote: “The smoothest transitions are experienced by those who have invested the most amount of time in planning for their life of retirement.” Retirement is when you can finally stop doing push-ups and start doing push-away-from-the-tables.”– Unknown Read Playing with FIRE. 16. The Retirement Maze: What You Should Know Before and After You Retire by Rob Pascale, Louis H. Primavera, and Rip Roach

Retirement is not a time to sleep, but a time to awaken to the beauty of the world around you and the joy that comes when you cast out all the negative elements that cause confusion and turmoil in your mind and allow serenity to prevail.”– UnknownRetirement is the only time in your life when it’s socially acceptable to do nothing, and get away with it.”– Unknown Notable Quote: “This proven plan is having a national impact because I have realized that to change your money thing, you have to change. You have to change your life. When you change your life, you will get out of debt, give, and invest at an unbelievable rate.”

Retirement is like a long-awaited stakeout – you’ve been waiting for it for years and when it finally arrives, it’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever tasted.”– Unknown Retirement is the moment when you realize you’ll never again have to wear the uniform, but you also can’t remember where you put your civilian clothes.”– Unknown Comparing planning retirement to baking a cake, Gilbert stresses the importance of devising a “recipe” for retirement. He also covers post-retirement topics, such as how to stay in shape, what to do with your free time, and how to deal with mental health issues. The core of his advice centers around finding purpose after work. Gilbert knows that for some, leaving work can cause feelings of loss. His guide takes you through finding meaning and joy in life beyond your career. Readers will also find a list of useful financial, insurance, and retirement resources. Retirement is the time when you can finally start doing all the things you’ve been telling us you were doing all these years.”– Unknown Notable Quote: “Don’t wait any longer! Get started today! It is important to build wealth early in life to have a stable financial situation later on in life.”Read The 5 Years Before You Retire. 12. Every Day Is Saturday: Sleeping Late, Playing With the Grandchildren, Surviving the Quarantine, and Other Joys of Retirement by Jerry Zezima

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.”– Gene Perret Got some time on your hands? Then why not make yourself a cup of tea, grab a biscuit and settle down in your favourite armchair to read this unputdownable guide to The Quiet Night In . . .Retirement is like a new pair of shoes. At first, they pinch a little, but before you know it, they’re your new favorites.”– Unknown Funny Retirement Quotes For Doctors Here are some funny retirement captions that you can use for social media posts or to accompany photos: As Brexit reaches its final stretch, find a way to laugh through the pain and or celebrate the end with Ladybird's hilarious and essential guide, The Story of Brexit. Still Foolin''Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys?" by Billy Crystal: This book is a humorous and heartfelt look at aging, as told by comedian Billy Crystal. It's filled with funny stories and reflections on the joys and challenges of growing older.