Hi — have you “adulted” yet today? Did you pay some bills? Show up to work on time? Schedule that annoying doctor’s appointment? Can we all agree that sometimes being an adult is the worst I think that every spring when tax season comes around. Great gift or gag-gift idea. Fun to hand out at parties, showers, birthday parties, holiday get togethers and more! Beyond that, this calendar comes out in June. June! Who buys a wall calendar when the year is half over?

No? Then congratulations! You’re a functioning grown-ass human who doesn’t expect daily rewards for getting your s–t done. But if you can’t live that harsh reality, then fear not: A wall calendar is here to solve all of your problems. Now, I know what you’re going to say. “Lighten up, lady. This calendar is clearly a gag gift — a joke!” But all jokes contain a kernel of truth, and in this case, the kernel is more like a whole corn maze of scary. The generation of participation trophies and gold stars has grown up — allegedly — and is continuing to find ways to congratulate its own efforts. Universe Publishing