Originally recorded by the Country Music Grimmace Colt Ford, “Titty’s Beer” is an ode to idiocracy and a battle hymn for the forces of misogynistic cultural reduction. The premise doesn’t even make sense, but you can see some oaf going, “Well hell. I like titties, and I like beer, so….”And no folks, this isn’t some buried album cut from the once high flying country duo, this song has its own video and is being pushed hard to the teeming masses. Well… I don’t want to be rude, old chap.” Richard says. “But you’re making a complete hash of this, aren’t you?” FZ: Well I'm gonna make it easy on you, I mean since this is England and everything we don't wanna trundle this thing into the ground, you know. Real simple: all I want is titties and beer. Titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer The reason I brought up their dress is because I felt it was relevant to the idea that these guys are trying to stay relevant by not being themselves, but following the current trends. Now maybe that is not true with Eddie Montgomery, but again, this article was written in a certain context, and should be approach as such.

She’s sure both Jeremy and Richard have already agreed on that without her, but just in case they haven’t. And she’s sure they wouldn’t mind going to the camp again, just so James gets to look around, considering how excited James was to go there, and they certainly both feel guilty for not being able to wait for him. Even if for TVs sake they may not have acted like it. In truth though, Lizzy isn’t exactly the fondest of having to be the one to drive this car. It looks terrible, and the ride is horrible. She’d quite honestly be happy to not have to drive the damn thing. The only thing it has going for it compared to the Crosley is the fact that it doesn’t have a high speed of 38mph. No kidding. Do tell me at what point I referred to it as a review, other than in my above response to Matt (which was the result of HIM calling it a review)? And no, I don’t think this exercise is folly. This song DOES deserve to be called out, but differently. I typically enjoy your rants because they tend to be well-written and have something resembling a point to get across that’s intrinsic to the source of the rant (i.e. the song). THIS article could and should have been done better; it’s not up to your usual standards. Had it been, I probably would have been laughing or fuming along with you. But I fail to see how “calling it out” has anything to do with what Montgomery or Gentry choose to wear. It would be fine if you devoted a line or two to this “issue,” but it makes up the majority of the rant. Are we hear to read about the song or how little you like their outfits or hair products that they may or may not use? Terry: Wait a minute . . . a tinge of doubt crosses my mind when you say that you want to make a deal with me

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Three very strange cars will be the stars of this 2-hour special. And because filming has concluded, we already know who is driving what. Jeremy in the Mitsuoka Le-Seyde

On your defense of Coe’s self-promotion, that’s all fine and dandy. Coe released his first album in 1969, so his career existed long before “this day and age,” so theoretically he had no need to self-promote (assuming that the rules have changed in some substantial way). In fact, in this day and age, I’d say that he’s laid off of his self-promotion a bit. Regardless, he has some great music, no matter how much I choose to criticize his personality. Terry: Wait a minute, I thought you had funny things growing in your hair and all that other stuff . . . I thought . . . write weird music, you know, I thought You know the ride in this car is shit, too.” She says, because yes, the ride in this car is terrible. You’re right about Montgomery Gentry having “never been a good band.” They’re a DUO; slight fundamental difference, there. And their music has always been DECENT, if not necessarily great (though they’ve had moments of greatness in the past. “Titty’s Beer” certainly isn’t on of them). Miraculously, she’s able to convince James to not drive off just yet as some of the crew that’s still with them goes off to find a trailer and cables to tow the Crosley behind the hotrod. Although James isn’t too pleased at the idea of having to tow the Crosley, requesting one of the crew cars to tow it along, or that they just abandon it instead.

Well that she won’t deny. But she just knows that later on James is going to be complaining about driving Titties ‘n’ Beer….