Design size: 99 x 99 stitches Personal use only (please do not resell, redistribute or sell finished piece from my charts). However, if you have a smart ass sense of humor like I do, I bet you get at least ONE good chuckle from one of these! If Valentine's Day is your least favorite holiday, you may find this anti-Valentine cross stitch pattern to be funny and snarky at the same time. Perhaps that person is you—if so, you need to cross stitch this fun and easy pattern that's perfect for beginners. If you (or a friend) are going through a challenging time, this cross stitch wall hanging may help to find the humor in even the toughest situations.

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The pattern is a pdf download and will be available for download after Etsy has processed the purchase. If you've been living on your own for some time, you likely know that"adulting" is not all it's cracked up to be. As a matter of fact, cross stitch this pattern to give to them the next time they diss your clothing or taste in music. This primitive pattern combines the gravestones of long ago with the humor of today's caffeine culture.

Edwin is a longtime Subversive Cross Stitcher who has constantly amazed me with his work--especially his super miniature versions of both his own and our designs on 25-count Lugano fabric! Cookies collect information about your preferences and your devices and are used to make the site work as you expect it to, to understand how you interact with the site, and to show advertisements that are targeted to your interests. Traditional patterns do not need to be boring when you mix primitive style with a fun word or saying.

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For some bonus points, make a pillow with the design so it can be used to avoid scrubbing while lounging on the couch. If you have those days that you want to show the world your sassy side, why not save your energy and stitch it up instead with this funny blurb. If you have a partner that makes fun of your choices in life, remind them that they were one of those choices. Subversive Cross Stitch, which makes the kit, is one of the more established modern cross-stitch companies, offering hundreds of PDF patterns as well as other kits. Cross stitch this pattern on a laundry bag or frame it with a hoop and hang it in your laundry room.If you're a cross-stitching machine, you can make your skills known with this "Cross Stitch Achievement Unlocked" pattern. We're always giving shoutouts to our best friends, but the friends who are just "alright" need a little love, too. This cheeky pattern will bring smiles and look great in a hoop, hanging in a rustic farmhouse-style kitchen or house barn. You can find out more about our use, change your default settings, and withdraw your consent at any time with effect for the future by visiting Cookies Settings, which can also be found in the footer of the site.

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This pattern would look great as part of a wreath or a door hanging to let the world know your favorite type of company. From funny and sarcastic jokes to witty puns, you'll find something to make you chuckle as you stitch. Display this project proudly in a place where you can see your guests turn their heads to read this funny sampler.

I know I wouldn’t hang them in my guest room, but theywould sure be fun tostitch up and hang inthe back of my closet to get a good chuckle every time I opened it.