From the mid-Western equestrian look of Marcie to the artisanal craft of the Woody tote, Chloé makes producing wait-list-inducing accessories seem easy. While we content ourselves with half-baked observational comedy, the rest of the world has stolen a march. Aunty Donna are racing ahead of everyone, ridden hard into the sunset by a full-grown man in a Woody t-shirt. Translated in a variety of shapes, sizes and colours, its 1970s-infused aesthetic is perfectly chic for every situation. All it takes is 90 minutes in the company of Australia’s Aunty Donna to realise that silliness is an artform.

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Selling over 300 million albums worldwide, the Bay City Rollers attracted fans of all ages and a phenomenon known as Rollermania swept across the globe. Cue joyful pastel hues, charming mini-me dresses, and a boho rhapsody of fringing and tassels that celebrate youth at its most ebullient. The UK may have founded the silliness with Monty Python’s Flying Circus and its followers, but laurels are not made for resting on. Choose your favorite Woody Allen-inspired shirt style: v-neck or crew neckline; short, baseball or long sleeve; slim or relaxed fit; light, mid, or heavy fabric weight. The undisputed highlight, however, is an aborted routine set in “pooland” which winds up with Broden, Mark and Zach attempting to remain stoney faced while an elaborate assortment of poo and fart sounds play over the PA.Founded in 1952 by Gaby Aghion – one of the first designers to move away from haute couture in favour of a more egalitarian approach to fashion – Chloé has hosted a distinguished line-up of creative directors over the years, transitioning from its prairie girl roots to a more streamlined, borrowed-from-the-boys aesthetic. You can try and intellectualise it all you want, it all boils down to one thing: there simply isn’t anything else out there that’s even close to being this joyously funny. At first glance, he seems every bit the terse, deep-voiced serious presence, but that in itself only becomes another potent weapon in their arsenal, as he reveals himself to be the least responsible ceramics teacher, the least effective noughts and crosses player and maybe the most inspirational pope in history.

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Translating style codes from the brand’s ready-to-wear missive, Chloé’s childrenswear line-up is characterised by a pared-back aesthetic and free-spirited philosophy.They’re on stage for less than a minute when a disembodied voice keeps demanding that Mark do more and more high kicks, the physical strain requiring less and less method acting as the routine persists. Today, the Maison’s softly tailored separates, pretty dresses and signature Chloé bags, accessories and shoes are widely considered the final word in Parisian chic. The inspired ‘Everything’s A Drum’ gets an airing, complete with awkward audience participation, while a throwaway joke about doing an Al Yankovic-esque take on their Christmas Pud routine delivers a crowd-pleasing finale. Journey back in time to those carefree days of the 70’s when Scotland’s original boy band ruled the charts.

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Armed with a considered craft-forward approach and an unwavering dedication to sustainability, Gabriela Hearst is the perfect choice to lead every It-Girl’s bohemian favourite into the future. For Spring/Summer 2022, creative director Gabriela Hearst set out to champion traceable craft and lower-impact materials in her mission towards a more sustainable future for fashion.

It’s as base as the evening gets (and that includes an extended bit about f*cking) yet the unforced hilarity is close to unbearable. A range of t-shirts sold by independent artists featuring a huge variety of original designs in sizes XS-5XL; availability depending on style.