So ‘singer-songwriter Will Wood’ becomes both effigy and voodoo doll. I end up on a strange pedestal, and the mythologizing inspires a bizarre and unwarranted fervor that leads otherwise decent people to claw away desperately at any boundaries I try to set. But because from a distance, it sometimes looks like what the legacy of the music industry tells us is high status and endless pleasure and power the reaction tends to be ‘boo-hoo.’ When we initially set up presale for a record we try to reserve copies in case things get lost/damaged in the mail. This was no exception, so we have just now posted the remaining copies of some of these color options.

This wasn’t very coherent, I know. It was disjointed and messy and far too long, and I’m not sure I even knew what I was talking about. I hope it made sense and that you understand me here. I know some of you won’t. Just don’t come and kill me over any accidental subtext you think was my intention and not your interpretation, ok?

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Bienvenidos a la villa de arañas españas, where the sentimental value of the city around you is deleted obsolete and still completely will stun you, I’m tripping like a klutz and I’m rolling like thunder. But I fear a lot of this will translate to some as yet another tired and oversimplified declaration of ‘parasocial relationships are bad.’ It’s to the point where some are so sure that they are never a positive thing, that they refuse to like any ‘public person’ (whatever that is in 2022) and just end up in a negative parasocial relationship with all of them without realizing it. No doubt the consequences of parasociality can be harmful; I’ve spent half this meandering, ranting, incoherent dissertation giving evidence of that. It can hurt the subject and the experiencer alike, when certain actions or perspectives are taken. But I’d like to argue they can very much be a good thing. So when you’re holding on to everything but you feel you cannot, let it go, cause everything is a lot.

Yes, sometimes the story is wildly inaccurate. But people see my supposed status as a member of the LGBTQ+ community as a form of comforting representation. While some people’s definition of relevant terms would include me in that group, I personally don’t think I should be taking up space in the ‘Queercore’ playlist on Spotify. But would it make some troubled youths feel more comfortable in their own skin if I, someone they look up to, were something that they identify with, in a world that doesn’t always accept them? Isn’t that good?

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Can telling people ‘I’m a real person’ and trying to explain how difficult it’s been over the past couple years, especially since going viral, actually make any difference though? I’ve tried talking about my hiatus as much as possible before actually taking it, because I feel like this is something artists all over go through, and the effects of predatory algorithms and the pandemic worsened it all, and I think it’s something that should be talked about more. I know, I know, stay with me here. So far I’ve spent this whole thing giving you reasons to feel like connecting with, caring about, or being interested in someone you don’t know personally is a futile and sometimes dangerous thing and nothing more. I’ve invoked instances of disastrously selfish and harmful behavior and cultivated a sense that I am awash in a sea of horror and identity diffusion, isolated, and misunderstood and abused at large. Which I won’t even say is entirely wrong. And now I want you to take a complete left turn and ask you to ignore all of it so that I can argue in favour of something I’ve already effectively spoken out against and most discourse is already in agreement on the evils of? I must be high.

We are thrilled to have Wood join us again today for a very special guest blog in which he discusses in detail and at length the In Case I Die album, and his decision to step away from his day job. Included in this blog is the exclusive premiere of Wood’s brand new live video for “Against the Kitchen Floor.” The clip was recorded this past August at a show in Charlotte, North Carolina. We’ll deeply miss Wood’s output and hope this hiatus isn’t permanent.

Notes

Even without rumour-milling, telephone, disinformation spread by business competitors (of course that’s a thing, don’t be naïve), and innocent confusion, my history of moving the goal posts of the fourth wall of course makes me difficult to pin down. How can people trust me after learning the existence of my daughter was an elaborate prank and that I once nearly cost a radio station thousands in FCC fines for going on air with a fake British accent and dropping F-bombs? How can I clarify misconceptions or stories about me that are often not much more ridiculous than true things about me, and expect to be believed? YouTube comments show that people believe videos of me in character having gag emotional breakdowns on stage are just me ‘before recovery.’ Well, if I’m crazy enough to put on that act, am I not crazy enough for that act to actually be real? For instance, William S. Burroughs shooting his wife in the head in a supposed botched William Tell routine while in Mexico to escape obscenity charges, or the notoriously bestial misbehaviour of Hunter S. Thompson only makes their work more interesting to me. Not because I’ve ever shot my wife or because I think Thompson was a good guy, but because of the perspective that their identities seem to imply, what they say about humanity, and the story told by the meta-character of ‘the author.’ People have cried when they meet me (or ‘me’) because of how meaningful something about how they perceive me is to them. How could I possibly care more about being seen as I am, or as I think I am, or as I want to be seen? As much as it’s been a horror and a nightmare, it’s been an honour, a meaningful responsibility, and an unparalleled joy to be known in whatever way I am. Feathers or scales. Galoshes or barefoot. Real or imagined. It’s an interesting time in the life and career of Will Wood. We gladly call Wood a friend of this publication, having featured him several times before, an individual who has worked tirelessly at his craft, never ceasing to impress with his highly commendable creative output. The singer and songwriter will release his new album, and what may prove to be his last, titled In Case I Die, this coming Friday, January 13th. For this record, he assembled 20 songs, each performed live last year during U.S. tours that promoted his last studio record, In Case I Make It. These live dates were an opportunity for Wood to assemble both his best new and old material and redefine them in a live setting.

Part of me wants to use this platform to clear the record on every common misconception, bizarre rumor, slanderous lie, and faultless misunderstanding that I’ve ever caught wind of and decided against bothering to correct. Publish an essay debunking claims like how I’m against people covering my songs or dressing up as me, my supposed hatred for my fans or my early releases, my popularly stated inaccurate birthday, Google’s insistence that I have a son, my time in prison. A very broad ‘et cetera.’ Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-0 Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) {From the Motion Picture “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh- Mallows”

On The Go

That doesn’t mean you’ll always understand me or that I’ll always give you the precise, real version of me. It doesn’t mean I’ll always share everything or correct a rumour. It doesn’t mean I’ll never tell a bald-faced lie in an interview for poops and giggles, overcommit to another fourth-wall-denying gag, or always have the person onstage mirror the person I am in real life perfectly. I mean, it’s not like I don’t write my jokes and monologues before saying them. But it does mean I’ll try to be real when it counts. It may not all be real, but that doesn’t mean it’s not real, and it certainly doesn’t mean it can’t be meaningful. The parasocial relationship has done a great deal of damage in my life, but it’s also given me a chance to do something really good with it. Starry Night (Clear w/ Glowing Splatter) **We cannot guarantee that GID splatter will always sound perfect due to the vinyl used to make it glow I’m a snot nosed pothead playing with matches, a rotten spot of mold with my hands on a cactus. My mouth is dry and my eyes are red, I’m chewing on sand ‘cause the desert’s in my head. Don’t get me wrong, the suspension of disbelief that makes you forget the author exists is the cornerstone of a good performance, but when the credits roll and you see the name ‘ Woody Allen’ what do you do? You say ‘gotta separate the artwork from the artist.’ And can’t help but like Annie Hall at least a little bit less.