When I read “Pillow Cream” I instantly though well hydrated, plumped up skin but sadly I didn’t get that. Recently, when I walked out of the bathroom he did his “I’m really, really serious now, no joking around, sh!t is about to get real” look which consists of a head tilt, looking down his frames, and a middle finger push to adjust his frames fully on his face and a squint. After all this he said to me, “Did you do something new to your face?” Why yes, I stupidly applied Too Faced Hangover Pillow Cream Ultra-Nourishing Night Cream. I didn’t say that exactly but I did cringe and whisper, “Why does it look really bad?” And he was all, “Umm no…but you’re sort of shiny and shimmery and what’s that vampire dude that glows you were gaga over a few years ago? You remind me of him!” Honestly, if I was looking like a big old dumb ass he totally would have called me on it but he did get a laugh at the shimmer and said I looked like one of those little troll dolls.