Just join the dodgy word clues together, say them out loud and a celebrity name will appear. It'll be so bizarrely satisfying you'll carry on and before you know it, you'll be lost in the Craptic hole (and what a place to be lost in) Why did the birthday boy have trouble blowing out his candles? He had asthma and they were number 10! Why did the birthday boy always bring his piggy bank to school? He wanted to make a deposit on his party! A Craptic, for anybody not yet acquainted, is a series of dodgy word clues that when merged and said out loud creates a name or phrase. Craptics is a very silly, childish game that you can’t help but play. The bizarre feeling of joy when you guess one correctly is ridiculous!" Chris Moyles

Why did the birthday girl insist on wearing a tutu? She wanted to feel like a ballerina who didn't give up! Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Birthday Riddle of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users. Pippa's Craptics are addictive. Once you start playing you'll be saying "just one more" for ages!" - Chris Moyles I think this book is absolutely excellent. Having said that the author is my wife and she is currently watching me write this' - Toby TarrantOver 1,000 new Craptic brainteasers, for fans of the popular long-running Saturday morning quiz on The Chris Moyles Show. Now for the first time, you can unscramble Craptic clues that lead to movies, TV shows, bands, books, comedians and filmstars. There's oh-so-much fun ahead with this craptastic range of new categories to play anytime, anywhere and with anyone.

It pains me to admit that I actually quite enjoy doing these, and I’m not just saying that because I’m engaged to the author” Toby Tarrant When we first started playing Craptic Birthdays on the radio, I thought Pippa had lost her mind. Fast forward a few years and now I think it’s the most fun a person can have without breaking the law or removing their clothes. I bloody love it!”