Schumacher's lawyer explains why there's no 'final report' on F1 icon's condition - and even his friends are prevented from giving updates on his state David de Gea posts a cryptic thinking emoji on social media just hours after reports emerge 'Man United are plotting a sensational swoop for goalkeeper' West Ham 3-1 Arsenal: Declan Rice endures a miserable return to London Stadium as Gunners are dumped OUT of the Carabao Cup after Ben White own goal and strikes from Mohammed Kudus and Jarrod Bowen

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This question couldn’t be better timed for Ray, who recently took part in a Zoom bake-along where his chocolate fudge tart was on the menu. “I specified that you could use cheapo chocolate, and I stand by that,” he says. “I’m not a chocolate connoisseur; I always go for milk chocolate, which is fattier, so in that context, there’s not much point spending loads on it.”

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