Santa's Sexy Helper: Nerd Makes Love To A Sexy Elf

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Santa's Sexy Helper: Nerd Makes Love To A Sexy Elf

Santa's Sexy Helper: Nerd Makes Love To A Sexy Elf

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We Want to Sit on the Laps of These 15 Sexy Santa’s helpers. Technically, it’s more than 15, but just consider that our "Christmasexy" gift to you. 15. Katy Perry teases us yet again Left) Allegations of harassment abound, but, so far, nothing has been proven (although, some have been settled out of court for undisclosed amounts have further fueled suspicion of misbehavior). What would Christmas be without Christmas music? Naturally, Santa’s Helpers landed on a number of album covers. But, as I said, Santa didn’t have a gun to their head (let’s hope). Plus, it could be a great career boost. (Above) This Santa’s Helper wound up in the 1977 film Rabid.

North Pole beauty contestants would certainly have an upper hand in southern contests. That's because the citizens of the North Pole know things that people in the south just don't. Candy cane twirling and tight rope caroling will set you apart from the crowd. And when it comes to the personality contest? Well, no one can beat the holly-jolly attitude of any of Santa's helpers.

But did you ever wonder what Mrs. Claus might have looked like when she was younger? I mean, I assume she must've be smokin' (natch). So, here we have a job with good benefits, celebrity connections, and an avenue to exposure on album covers, film, and advertising. Given all this, maybe it’s the Helpers who hold the power. Maybe, they’re calling the shots. Maybe these are empowered female role models for our daughters. Thankfully, modern television has mostly solved this problem. Not only is the modern day Mrs. Claus hotter than her predecessors, but Santa's other helpers have also gotten an upgrade in the youth and sexiness categories. So here are some Christmas babes likely to increase the the blood boiling on any elf, reindeer or fat bearded guys with a penchant for red robes.

Are you ready to flaunt your festive nature? This Sexy Santa's Helper costume will make sure you get a blue ribbon in any contests you enter! Costume Details So why is this trend taking place? We think, like most fashion trends, it’s being led by popular culture. Over the last five years, it seems like every female singer or model has to be seen in Christmas gear short on material. It’s a trend we support. If females are truly influenced by what they see in the media when it comes to style and fashion, we look forward to Christmases getting sexier and sexier.

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So why is it that so many of the classic holiday programs show us a Santa Claus surrounded by androgynous little elves and a matronly Mrs. Claus? I mean, it's cold up at the North Pole. Surely Santa isn't adverse to surrounding himself with some helpers who are easy on the eye and can get the ol' temperature up. Whether Charo, Daisy Duke and the others were actually in league with Kris Kringle remains a mystery. Perfect for a range of Christmas festivities, this glamorous Santa costume will put you in the holiday state of mind. The slim-fitting body suit is a festive crimson velvet with just the right amount of stretch. The long-sleeved bodysuit has snaps at the crotch, making changing and taking bathroom breaks easy and graceful.



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