Those who had been exposed to higher levels of testosterone showed a strong preference for the balls of the wrists. It seems likely that the hormones received by the baby before birth and well within the first few months of his life, dictate the kinds of toys that appeal to men.

By the age of three years, males and females exhibit differences in their games, say some researchers. JAR JAR BINKS: A clumsy, well-meaning Gungan outcast on Naboo, Jar Jar Binks struggled to prove his worth throughout his lifeAs an outcast, Jar Jar spends much of his time in the Naboo swampland. It’s there that the hapless Gungan encounters a pair of Jedi as they elude enemy forces. To investigate the effects of these surges of hormones in the game, a group of researchers used instruments to measure interest in certain activities in 21 male and 20 female children between the ages of 3 and 4 months old.

This toy was created for one purpose, and one purpose alone!" says Pastor Deacon Fred, "That is to train a generation of children in the ways of carnality! One need only glance at the toy to see it's true intent! If you can't see it, then you are just as perverted as this so-called director, George Lucas, who is really nothing more than a mad-scientist! As an institution ordained by God it is our responsibility to expose this Christian Nation to the absolute truth!" The children were too young to be interviewed about their behavior, but researchers, members of A & T University , are pleased to have contributed 'significantly' to explain the reasons why there are differences in preferences for games between the sexes, even at a very early age. Males are more attracted to balls, vehicles and building sets than females, and tend to prefer the game in groups, while females are inclined to play with a few companions.

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Members of The Landover Baptist Church are outraged at the Satanic subtlety in which marketing geniuses have moved this horrific abomination into the homes of America's youth. "One Mother was concerned that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted, "she asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know is cuter than Jar Jar Binks.' The mother was horrified."