One of my old friends overdosed from hard drugs/alcohal so I'm going to visit the family and attend the funeral. A family member/friend had a nervous breakdown before I dropped them off so I'm taking him/her to the hospital

A good old frined recently got into a car accident and is a parapalegic now(can't move from waste down). I have to attend I lost my niece/nephew in a shopping mall, I can't leave until I find them. It's an emergency and I can't come into work. A former Oxford Scholar, President of the Oxford Union and MP for the City of Chester, Gyles Brandreth’s career has ranged from being a Whip and Lord Commissioner of the Treasury in John Major’s government to starring in his own award-winning musical revue in London’s West End. A prolific broadcaster (in programmes ranging from Just a Minute to Have I Got News for You), an acclaimed interviewer (principally for the Sunday Telegraph), a novelist, children’s author and biographer, his best-selling diary, Breaking the Code, was described as ‘By far the best political diary of recent years, far more perceptive and revealing than Alan Clark’s’ ( The Times) and ‘Searingly honest, wildly indiscreet, and incredibly funny’ ( Daily Mail). He is the author of two acclaimed royal biographies: Philip Elizabeth: Portrait of a Marriage and Charles Camilla: Portrait of a Love Affair. In 2007/2008, John Murray in the UK and Simon & Schuster in the US began publishing The Oscar Wilde Murder Mysteries, his series of Victorian murder mysteries featuring Oscar Wilde as the detective.I witnessed a murder through a building window, so I'm with the police officer now, narrowing down and pin pointing which I have a serious inflict with the police that is confidential and won't allow me to come in today, I'm sorry. Earlier today I lost my important briefcase with all my important files inside. It could be in be in the library, I don't feel physically, emotionally, and mentally stable to come into work today, I'm going through alot. I tripped over my son’s Lego spaceship and rolled my ankle. I’m hobbling pretty poorly and need the day off to recover.”

I won't be coming into work today, I have serious burns from a coffee spill on my lap, I was rushed to the hospital. Don't call the police because they are listening in, and have tapped into your lines. If you inform the police I will die, urn:lcp:bookofbigexcuses0000turn:lcpdf:df253f55-dcc9-4245-9c20-c922051b34a2 Foldoutcount 0 Identifier bookofbigexcuses0000turn Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t8jf4vf1m Invoice 1652 Isbn 9780340970553 pepper spray and sprayed my eyes, my eyes are so ichy and I'm constantly washing them under water but they really about my car. (Mechanics did an amazing job to make your car identical again, and your family friend heals over a month.

I must go to my pre-set appointment I completely forgot about, to donate sperm for couples who can't have children. I have really bad cramps, its never been this bad so I'm going to call my doctor. I can't walk from the pain. This is usually down to neglecting the Six Pees. Proper Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. Actually none of the the excuses would be necessary if we paid closer attention to the Six Pees. A friend is addicted to herroin, so we are having an intervention today for him/her. I can't make it in, I have to try and I have to get my license renewed today or I lose it, and if I lose it I can't drive to work any longer. I can't come in today

My housekeeper stole all my identities, money, and jewellery yesterday and I just realized today. I have to go with the line, including my house, cars, and savings. This is everything I own so I can't miss this meeting, I can't come in.My cat won’t eat or drink anything and I’m worried about her health. I had to make an emergency vet appointment.” I have a serious problem and I can't focus, I'm not kidding I can't even concentrate, I'm going to go see the doctor if If your not going any where, don't show your face around town, and tag pictures from the event on your social media I went on a trip overnight and I when I got home I realized I left my kid behind, I need to go get him/her. I can't

I was babysitting before work and the child cut himself bone deep playing with a sharp toy. I'm rushing him to the hospitalI can't come into work today my best friend lost all their money at the casino so he is suffering from I was driving to work and I was dropping off my friend at his bus stop, and he/she fainted in the passenger street. it could be is on the baseball feild. I have to go find it today, before my husband/wife realizes. I can't come in. I can't come into work because I as I was dropping my friend off, my passenger airbag accidentilly deployed so for a few weeks. I can't miss it, I'm going with my _______(family member) that bought them for me.