Anyway, I leave this journal as warning, heed it if you value your lives. The addiction, my friends, is real. And fun. And real fun actually. Seriously. NO mess. I still cannot believe it. Don't have to clean up shit! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool. And in a week I had five, the next week ELEVen! And still more to be delivered. WHaT?!?!?! I was running out of places to put the boxes, it was the Commodore Amiga collection all over again! The responsibility began to overwhelm me. WARNING: Do not aim at eyes or face. Use of eyewear always required for players and people within range. Use only official NERF Pro GelFire Rounds. Do not freeze or modify rounds. Do not modify blaster. Impact from rounds may cause temporary marks on skin. Ages 14 and up. Read instructions before use for important safety information.

Nerf Pro Gelfire Blasters - They fire hydrated rounds that burst on impact and deliver high-performance blasting to ignite your competitive advantage. Ages 14 and up.WARNING: Do not aim at eyes or face. Use of eyewear always required for players and people within range. Use only official NERF GelFire Rounds. Use only clean tap water to hydrate rounds. Do not freeze or modify rounds. Do not modify blaster. Impact from rounds may cause temporary marks on skin. Ages 14 and up. This is not a toy. Read instructions before use for important safety information.

NERF PRO GELFIRE FULLY AUTOMATIC NERF PRO GELFIRE X MRBEAST BLASTER: Fires up to 10 rounds per second.* Has full auto and semi auto modes, high-capacity 300-round hopper, and removable rechargeable batteryTurning the tide, I could see progress ahead, so I also returned the three crappiest most tiny oversold disappointing cheap ass blasters I had. And even they sorta stung. So I returned one more. Then I returned the most expensive most name brandest most high rated blaster I had bought (which honestly I was very disappointed in irl btw). And I had recovered almost half of the money I had thrown down the ravenous gel blaster money pit hole that I had inadvertently installed in my bedroom. CAUTION: Risk of Fire and Burns. Do Not Open, Crush, Heat Above 45˚C, or Incinerate. Follow Manufacturer's Instructions. It's pretty bad. Not like Ventura. Thankfully. But the progression is so fast, it's like nothing else I've ever seen. Or had. But then the fever started. The wanting for more. Ever more. I began to be always looking, searching for other blasters to add to my crew, my stable, my haram, my family, my guys, my boys, my turdheads. You get it. Constantly.

NERF PRO GELFIRE BLASTERS: They fire hydrated rounds that burst on impact and deliver high-performance blasting to ignite your competitive advantage. Ages 14 and up Nerf Pro Gelfire Fully Automatic Blaster - Fires up to 10 rounds per second.* Has full auto and semi auto modes, high-capacity 300-round hopper, and removable rechargeable battery.TO AVOID EYE INJURY: WARNING: Do not aim at eyes or face. Use of eyewear always required for players and people within range. Use only official NERF GelFire Rounds. Use only clean tap water to hydrate rounds. Do not freeze or modify rounds. Do not modify blaster. Impact from rounds may cause temporary marks on skin. Ages 14 and up. This is not a toy. •Read instructions before use for important safety information. Plus the ammo. 50,000 - no wait now over 80,000 - rounds of unhydrated ammo in my fragile human hands? If I accidentally got it hydrated, the results could be catastrophic. Imagine! To suddenly awaken after a surprise leak and be covered in water beads? Horrifying on the face of it.