Perfect for hen, stag, birthday or student parties and all other adult parties filled with laughs and jokes! There’s no set amount of pumps which will see the ‘ climax’, which adds to the hilarity and excitement – will you get away dry, or will you end up with a mouth full of liquid? Everyone’s favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, to use the technical term) down to fit on your desk. Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. Players must then point Jizz to where is shown on the second ball then pump it the number of times indicated on the first ball.

Simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. Pour in glittery gin for a bougie blowjob, orange squash for a kinky sprinkle, or add flour and egg for the ultimate bu-cakey experience. All our products are delivered in discreet plain brown boxed packaging with no visual material or information whatsoever. The numbered wheel tells you how many pumps you need to do while the second wheel determines where the willy must point!Not for the faint (or pacemaker) hearted, The Shocking Truth will definitely amp up your next games night to the next level. You win points by betting on your own ability to successfully complete a series of ridiculous dexterity-based challenges. If you’d like to file an allegation of infringement, you’ll need to follow the process described in our Copyright and Intellectual Property Policy. Let's just say it's a disastrously hot eating experience - a right of passage (in every horrifying sense of the word). We think we look good in a bucket hat and we're quite happy to binge-watch Friends all day and illegally rave all night.

You never know which pump will get our pink peen to splurge the fapple-juice, so pass it around and hope you beat the wiener! Brilliant seller, had an issue with the first one arriving slightly damaged via transit (the seller packed it very well! If you’ve already done that, your item hasn’t arrived, or it’s not as described, you can report that to Etsy by opening a case. I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice.

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