Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Again, putting aside the obvious inexcusable racism or sexism chants, the minute we start controlling the songs that some football fans sing, we might as well just give up.

Whenever a group of lads are having a laugh, it is always a case of asking “who is it at the expense of? I don’t mind you living on the fruits of love, but please don’t throw the skins out of the window as THEY ARE CHOKING THE SEAGULLS !Short one-liners, questions with a silly answer, generally inoffensive often told to provoke a negative reaction. To celebrate Newcastle's lucky escape last season, the club decided to take the team out for a meal in a posh restaurant. Then for the next two or three days, get your head in the bag for an hour or so morning and night and take deep breaths ! Not really knowing what an NUFC supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. The taxi driver, who sees hundreds of different people every day, smiles politely and replies "Maybe.

Every Sunderland supporter knows what a joke the Magpies really are and so do most people up and down the country. Alan Simpson: “We all knew to a man that things were going badly for us ,when chairman Westwood put his patch over his good eye. On the night of the honeymoon she woke him up in the early hours with tears streaming down her cheeks.

When his mate met him at the airport in Africa after his holiday, he was wheeled off the plane with no legs !

The Newcastle United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! A: Well, they had photos of Newcastle United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. This book is filled with funny jokes, puns, and one-liners that are sure to put a smile on the face of any Newcastle United supporter. His mate, desperate to free him from the dog’s grip, grabbed a sharp branch and thrust it into the dog, killing it instantly. And then there’s McClaren: hapless, hopeless, incompetent, a man who has failed at every level of management.Geordie went to the Doctors with a sore bottom and the Doctor suggested that he get his wife to insert a suppository every night !

In short, for those of you that don’t know, although I’m sure you do, the songs are based on poverty in Liverpool. But I’m not a mackem” said the saviour - “Oh,” says the journalist “Smoggie saves mate from dog” - “But I’m not a Smoggie” says the lad.

The horse, not being initiated in the polite, though objectionable art of rubber-soleing, was breaking wind rather profusely on this particular journey. Geordie phoned his GP requesting a house visit as his piles were so painful that he was unable to walk. Dad jokes have become a right of passage over the years, often handed down generation to generation. A lot has been made, especially on social media, of some of the songs a section of the Newcastle support were singing at Anfield on Saturday.