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I went on a trip overnight and I when I got home I realized I left my kid behind, I need to go get him/her.Be careful not to overuse this one or you might have to start providing doctor’s notes in the future. Your trail shoes are at home, still drying out because you fell off the river trail and into the actual river a couple of days ago. It’s nearly impossible for your boss to confirm if you’re lying or not, and if they have kids themselves, they’ll probably be sympathetic to your cause.

I can't come into work a family member is going for abortion today and I have to talk her out of it. There was a cancellation at my dentist’s office and my appointment got rescheduled for today, so I won’t make my shift. We have to file a report with the police and try to salvage the house before we lose our investment. more alcohol, poor weather (see the above), twinges from assorted limbs and The Bad Back, and finally, rampant and terminal hypochondria.Well, this book will outline several types of excuses that people use to get out of doing things and taking responsibility for a wide variety of different things from getting out of debt and paying bills to making up with estranged friends or family, or any other thing. I realise that marshals are volunteers and do great things from the goodness of their hearts but sometimes you just want to give someone a good hard nipple grip. You’re left breathless and buggered by the scenery, retching into the gutter and begging passing strangers for a jelly baby.