At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. The physicist builds a big fence and slowly reduces the size until he can't reduce the fence any longer.

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim n**... or make you get out of the pond n**....' Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet, and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!In light of Valentine's Day My girlfriend's mom told this joke and I thought it was worth sharing with you guys. A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, "What size farm do you have?" within 10m of inland freshwaters or coastal waters unless you’re using precision equipment or you’re managing land for specific environmental benefits

And the move is central to the touring stage show musical that begins its run at the Pavilion Theatre in Bournemouth this week. for signs of fertiliser use in restricted areas – including excessive growth of vegetation on the margins of restricted areas Why shouldn't you tell any secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!A farmer walks in to his wife in his bedroom carrying a sheep. "This is the pig I've been sleeping with" What did the corn farmer say during a good harvest? "There's polenta more of where that came from." All of the cows on the farm networked all of their computers so they could stream the latest Disney film.

Did you hear about the cattle farmer that experimented with feeding his cow cannabis? The results were promising at first but it turned out the steaks were too high. Did you hear about the farmer whose wife left him for a traveling tractor salesman? She wrote him a John Deere letter.The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes. The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?" Why doesn't a farmer talk about jokes in front of a cow? Because the cow has herd them all. Farm Animal Jokes