Although the Booty Bar is not as rude as other chocolate bars in the range, it is the ideal introductory point for those looking for insults that may fly over the radar. If you were to give yourself an infection thanks to chocolate, you would likely need to undergo treatment from a gynaecologist and would be advised to stop having sex while your vagina sorts itself out. It will not help them with their farting, but the name of the chocolate bar lets them know you are fully aware of their troublesome bowels. Combing the innocent Galaxy and Milky Way into one chocolate bar gives us the Gaybar, a gift that can be given followed by the line “I’ve got something to put in you. The Royle Family’ was not only the brainchild of the late great Caroline Aherne but was also the introduction of Ricky Tomilson’s iconic quote ‘my arse.

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It must be said that minge is one of the most horrendous words in the world, so why not celebrate its rudeness and rub up someone the wrong way with the Minge chocolate.Fortunately, you can purchase the full set of Rude Chocolate Bares at a reduced rate, allowing for even more value for money. Of course, fucker can have different meanings, so if someone is merely getting too much of late, then why not create some distance with the brilliant Fuc**r Chocolate Bar. The vagina has a delicate ecosystem going on that depends on maintaining a specific pH balance with the help of good bacteria.

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Smashing together the Twix and KitKat has had a rude outcome, but it is one that will raise a laugh. Chocolate breaks and melts, making it likely it would leave some residue or crumbs in the vagina after being removed. But frankly we’ve heard enough urban legends about Mars Bars it seems worth reiterating that no, you absolutely should not put chocolate in your vagina during sex. The term ‘fuc**r’ can often be a term of endearment, so if you are trying to find the perfect gift for your fucker of a friend, then the Fuc**r Bar is the cocoa-based treat for you. Of course, the phrase has been used for hundreds of years, but the birth of the popular series meant a whole new generation could experience this historic display of disbelief.Mere weeks after we advised you all not to put ice lollies inside your vagina on a hot day, apparently we have to tell the general public not to put chocolate in there either. Blame the Daily Star, who went ahead and asked an expert if we should be messing around with chocolate during sex. Perfect gift for a Joke or for Occasions, Birthdays, Valentines, Christmas and any other occasion really to put a smile on their face. There are a few reasons why you should absolutely not put chocolate – melted or otherwise – inside your vagina.

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When it comes to food, hygiene can be an issue, with the introduction of new bacteria into your vagina.

What starts as high junks soon leads to regret and choking, so why take the taste out of your mouth with the Farties Chocolate Bar. Not only does the Farties Bar taste great, it is also ideal for those who cannot stop breaking wind. Sugary foods and sweets can upset the pH balance of your vagina, and serve as a food source for bacteria and yeast which can cause infection such as thrush or bacterial vaginosis. So as sexy as drizzling chocolate on your clit may sound, it will likely land you in a sex drought shortly after. It comes pre cut with double sided sticky tape ready to be put around your own choice of chocolate bar.