I leave Cassandra and the Master to do their thing, and venture outside to the smoking area, where I chat to a few of the guests. It broadcasts a variety of programmes such as sport, drama, music, factual, news, entertainment and events. It added: “Once again we’re really sorry, and understand this was deeply frustrating for many of our customers. We’ll continue to work behind the scenes to ensure a full recovery.” Jessica, 26, and her boyfriend David, 29, are from Ipswich and he works away in the Army. “He lets me s**g whoever I want when he’s away,” she reveals. This is our fourth or fifth party, but we still get a bit nervous.” They also warn us it’s not all a bed of randy roses.

Another couple tell me they came along the night before, and found a lady to play with. She had come on her own, and apparently she also ‘came three times’. It is often suggested that sex has a certain 'aroma' - that very distinct whiff of pheromones and bodily fluids which hangs around many a bedroom after a couple have done the deed.

Especially this one gentleman from Scotland, who has come along with his female friend – I catch both of them in a swingers situation later that evening. I joined S4C because members of the board persuaded me to come out of retirement after a 30-year international career to create positive change," she said in a statement. There’s so much sex around us, I can feel myself becoming weirdly immune to it. Needing some air, we head for the smoking area in an outdoor courtyard. We soon get talking to two English couples who live in Germany and regularly swap partners.

The average discount on items on sale this week was just 1.5% compared with 21 August, according to research by credit firm Klarna. By 1am, the bar area is empty, as everyone is having sex on or around the two beds. I stare transfixed at people, fully aware of how surreal the sight of all these writhing limbs is. The smell is no less memorable. And yes, I know what you’re thinking: did I accept one of the extended hands or find myself in the throes of passion with Scotland? Master Boudoir is teaching me and Cassandra how to spank a blonde lady who is restrained on a bench, while she gives her partner a blowjob.The building used to be a bank, and owners of Le Boudoir have kept many of the original fittings, including the vault which, coincidentally, is home to the dungeon. Andy Mulcahy, at the online retail trade group IMRG, said sales were down by almost 7% on Wednesday on the equivalent day a year ago, after a 2% fall on Tuesday and flat sales on Monday. Ms Doyle, a former managing director of telecoms firm TalkTalk, also claimed she had been the victim of "unfair treatment" by the broadcaster.

Whether this is the official way of doing things, I couldn’t tell you, but I had three men extend their hand to me that evening as a gesture that I was welcome to join him and his partner. Oddly, the former is far more respectful, even if you should find yourself in bed with multiple people in one night. You’re highly encouraged to find out for yourself, although I’d recommend bringing a plus one if it’s your first time.But this is not in some seedy bar in Bangkok. This is Fever – a swanky London swingers party for non-fat, non-ugly couples and hot single women under 40. I was so passionate about continuing this journey and delivering the mandate set by the board, and I am enormously sad that this opportunity has today been taken away from me." The dungeon affords lots of excitement,’ Master Boudoir explains, including a padded wall, a St. George’s cross and a spanking bench with restraints. Sometimes, couples will say to me ‘Master Boudoir we’ve seen you do your thing, would you mind showing us your techniques’.

S4C was launched in November 1982 and at the time was the first TV channel aimed specifically at a Welsh-speaking audience.I sit down and take in the view: there are several couples having sex in front of me, while to my left there’s a woman orgasming as her lover plays with her.