If there’s already pollution or a high risk of pollution, the Environment Agency may take enforcement action. This may include prosecution.

Why doesn't a farmer talk about jokes in front of a cow? Because the cow has herd them all. Farm Animal Jokes within 10m of inland freshwaters or coastal waters unless you’re using precision equipment or you’re managing land for specific environmental benefits An old grape farmer There was once an old grape farmer who had went through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried, all he could've said was "Everything happens for a rasin"Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Did you hear about the wooden tractor? It had a wooden engine, and wooden wheels, and it wooden even work!

In light of Valentine's Day My girlfriend's mom told this joke and I thought it was worth sharing with you guys. for poaching on a stretch of land (at least 2m wide and 20m long) next to an inland freshwater or coastal water

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You must take steps to prevent manure, fertiliser and soil getting into watercourses – known as diffuse water pollution (pollution). Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food. Here is a list of funny old farmer jokes and even better old farmer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already r**... by soldier. A farmer is harvesting his lettuce field and suddenly drops to the ground His wife runs over and screams; I think he's having a Caesar!

I'll teach that lousy no-good farmer to say no!" he exclaims. "See that horse over there? Watch this!" He levels his rifle and shoots it! He hears gunshots next to him and looks at his brother.