The Best Ever Book of Liverpool Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Best Ever Book of Liverpool Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Liverpool Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now. Paul McHugh, a gym instructor at Lifestyles Alsop Fitness Centre in Walton, died suddenly on Saturday night (October 21) after coming home from the Liverpool v Everton match. Paul, 37, had a four-year-old daughter called Sienna and had recently bought a house in West Derby with his partner Megan. Arsenal Football Club, founded in 1886, is one of the most celebrated football teams in England, boasting a rich history in the Premier League and notable successes in both domestic and international competitions. Based in North London, the club has a passionate global fanbase and is recognized for its distinctive red and white colors, as well as its long-standing rivalry with Tottenham Hotspur.

I just said to Martínez that I was sorry FOUR that. He said I'm not in the mood for jokes. I said I am, we just demolished you. Hats off to Jürgen Klopp. He’s become a proper scouser, someone the fans can really relate to and hail as one of their own. He wasn't just my trainer, he was my friend and I'm going to miss him more than ever. My mate, one of Paul's favourite sayings was 'when you walk out those doors you're going to feel boss all day', and he was right. You would feel like a different person. His smile and his energy around the place was always there." No-one can tell a joke quite like a Scouser and people from Liverpool after often known for having a brilliant sense of humour.

Away fans are advised when driving down Alex Ferguson Road, not to forget to add 9 minutes to their journey. One Everton fan is stood in the away end crying his eyes out. And with each tear, he feeds my soul. Whether it's daft conversations overheard on the bus, bizarre sights spotted in town or hilarious comments at the match, everyone has their own story of the moments that show off Scousers' sense of humour. The one, the only Pete Price, Liverpool’s Citizen of Honour and greatest radio phone in host ever! The man, the lizard (apparently) has had an incredible 50 year career in entertainment. The natural ability to have any size audience in absolute uproar laughing, Pete travelled the world as a stand up comic after winning 70’s talent show ‘New Faces’. Now he’s either having a rant with us at The Guide Liverpool or hosting his long running Radio City phone in show – with hysterical results. Liverpool pays tribute to Pete’s amazing career here. Freddie Starr Ya da does five yard sprints in Sports Direct when he's trying his new trainers on' - Stephen Nixon

Gareth Bale was booed by Real Madrid fans after holding up a flag with the words ‘Wales. Golf. Madrid. after Wales’s qualification for Euro 2020.

He went home but later that night an ambulance had to be called and he was taken to Aintree University Hospital. He tragically died later that night. A post-mortem is yet to take place. A dad who was known for his smile and positive energy died suddenly hours after coming home from the Liverpool derby. Albertto Michael said :”Saw a boss documentary on turtles last night, so went to buy a book on them today. Not to be confused with bifters (ciggies) this is a variation on ‘div’. It is basically used to describe someone who’s acting a clown. Beaut

Liverpool have won the league, the government is paying people not to work.... Somewhere there's a scouser with a genie in a lamp wondering what to do with his last wish Jo Farrell added: "Such an amazing soul with a smile that lit up the room. Inspirational in the gym, and banter that had us howling with laughter. You've left a massive hole in many hearts Paul. All my love and condolences to your family, your sweet daughter and your friends and colleagues. Rest in peace mate."

All of the sudden Tom Thumb says, "You know, how do I know I'm the world's smallest man? Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man". And he got very depressed. We might be slightly biased - but it is true that people from Liverpool always manage to find the funny side of things. A beautiful soul with so much to live for, so much to give, it's just so unfair. My heart goes out to his girlfriend Megan, his daughter Sienna and his poor mother, brother and family."



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