If your cat tells you they’re gay, or even if you just suspect they are, it’s important to let your cat know you love them—no matter what—even if Jesus won’t because of their horrible sins. the puberty segment covers bullying, body changes, masturbation, sexting, kitty porn, video games, ho mewsexuality, etc. Very important reading for all cats and their owners, this should be part of the RSPCA training process. I also wish there were more pamphlets out there, like what existed in the appendix at the back of the book - such as talking to your cat about Santa Claus, phrenology, and U. so, there are some chuckles to be had here, but i recommend reading this in chunks rather than in one sitting or it's all gonna blur into paste.

It is hard to believe but there are people out there stupid enough to Vo……… Well there are stupid people out there. And if your kitty needs any further proof, this explains why cats today have such an affinity for climbing trees!which proves that cats do not know how to masturbate at all and should probably be given lessons in how to do it right, because that just sounds painful. Not only will your fluffy little friend be prepared to fend off criminal, foreign, or supernatural threats, but cats from gun-free homes are more likely to be curious about weapons they encounter than cats who are already familiar with them. A pure work of satire and knowing this when you begin will help you understand the absurdity of it all. Over 60 percent of kittens reported feeling pressure to take risque, or even naked, photos of themselves on at least one occasion. propaganda and scare tactics of the liberal, Jew-run media that Americans second-guess the wisdom of having guns in their households—scare tactics that undoubtedly serve their greater agenda to overthrow the rightful leadership of the United States, and the subsequent imposition of a European-based one-world government.

One small counterpoint to this alleged Christian bullshit on evolution - the Pope believes in evolution. Place your cat on your lap and make sure to give them lots of pets while you’re speaking to ensure that you have their full attention.If young cats want to read about fantastic mewracles, they should be turning to the Bible, not devil-inspired fantasy trash! So if you don’t want your cat to turn into some kind of pinko liberal, you need to read this book, and GO TALK TO YOUR CAT!