Nathan Pearson: "Oh, come on! Not Grand Theft Auto games! I love Blue Sky Studios, Illumination Entertainment and baby stuff and I hate porn." Sonic: "I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. I'm faster than you and smarter than you as I don't act rude to anybody. Man, get a grip on your behaviour already!" Thomas the Tank Engine: "I'm Thomas the Tank Engine. You will never watch my show ever again. Why? Because it's made for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers."

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Megan Durham: "And I'm Megan Durham, and we're the Cedarmont Kids. If you dare to listen to our music, our parents will beat you up." FerrisBuellerFanatic2001 VGCP: "Your YouTube account will be closed and you will never open up another one again."Defender #2: "You will also listen to Fievel's Little Song and other CDs not made by Blue Sky Studios and Illumination Entertainment and not made for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers or made for boys." Crystal Alice: "I'm Crystal Alice. If you take my pants off and make people laugh at me, I will call the police on you!"

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Dorothy: "I'm Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, and this is my dog, Toto. Also, start liking Classic Musical films including my film from now on. Because Classic Musical films are not made by Blue Sky Studios, Illumination Entertainment and not made for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers as well." Nathan Pearson: "That was a great DVD. Since my parents are still at work, I'm going to the theatres to see Bing's Christmas." SpongeBob SquarePants: "I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. You will be forced to watch my show and movies. Because they're made for big kids." Barney: "You will not watch Barney's Great Adventure on DVD because you're too old for that movie."

Justin: "You will be forced to watch all fan-made Justin movies as well as The Secret of NIMH for the rest of your life." Slippy V: "I'm Slippy V. The reason why you were sent to the 1954 Paramount logo from Red Garters is because you broke Mrs. Shaw's leg and got expelled from school." Warren's father: "You are not allowed to ding dong ditch my stupid house ever again. Because if you do, my good son will beat you up!" Dylan Priest: "And they're going to teach you a strong, strict, painful, severe, and capital lesson. Starting right now!" ITV1: "I'm the 2004 ITV1 logo. You will be forced to get strong permission by me and the other logos to have a special guest coming over for dinner and we will put an electric arm from You've Been Framed! to prohibit you from going to TGI Friday's, if not, we will ground you alongside your mother severely!"

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The-Clossal-D: "You will also watch Universal, Warner Bros. and 20th Century Fox TV Shows and Movies that are not made by Blue Sky Studios and Illumination Entertainment and not made for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers for the rest of your life." Nonny: "If you upload a rant on The Brady Bunch, the 1971 Paramount Television logo will beat you up!"Bing: "I'm Bing Bunny. You are banned from watching my show for life. Also, I'm mad at you for seeing my Christmas film at the movie theatre." Jumbah: "And I'm Jumbah, and we're the Boohbahs. You will also not watch our show anymore, Because it's made for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers." Destiny Nazario: "Too bad, Nathan Pearson. Those are the only things that you'll eat and drink from now on."