Liverpool starlet Harvey Elliott insists he's not concerned by the 'healthy competition' at Anfield, after Reds' summer spending We don't think so - here are 25 reasons why the club's worst start to a season in their long and distinguished history is a laughing matter It couldn't have happened to a more lovely person!': Tyson Fury sends a message to 'brother' Tom Aspinall after he won the UFC heavyweight title

Nobody has ever suggested managing Spurs is as easy as Postecoglou has made it look, and this almost surreal night delivered compelling proof. A Spurs fan tries to hang himself, wearing Tottenham kit. The police arrive just in time, remove the kit and dress him in suspenders. The man asks why. The police reply, ‘To avoid embarrassing your family’

7) Sir Alex? Never heard of him

Zlatan Ibrahimovic's son is selected for Sweden Under 15s boot camp... as former national team manager plays down comparisons After winning the Asian Cup with Australia, Postecoglou created a similar legacy in Japan. He took over a Yokohama F Marinos side suffering from an "identity crisis" and turned them into J League champions. Premier League's 'calendar year' league table for 2023 reveals the real extent of bottom-three Chelsea's... Mauricio Pochettino's empty threat: Chelsea stars fly in helicopters and visit old clubs on day off - hours...

His departure means Spurs are searching for their fourth permanent manager in four years since Mauricio Pochettino left in 2019. Tottenham have their own customized version of the phrase “to bottle.” To ‘Spurs’ a game or have something ‘Spursed’ is equivalent to ‘bottling’ something. Be it the home match against Leicester City in the season 2015/16 or the away match in Europa League R16 at Zagreb in the season 2020/21, Spurs find a way to cheer their rival fans. Then Snow White says, "How do I know I'm the most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more beautiful than me!" And she got very depressed. OLIVER HOLT: Terry Venables reinvented the English game. He played tactically brilliant football we thought was beyond us and his memory will live on for the impact he made on his national team One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"Tyrone Mings sparks retirement fears with Aston Villa fans following a cryptic post in which he insists he 'will share an update today' I don't personally think it's a bad thing. Awareness about PTSD is at an all time high, I'd say, and part of how people deal with sad things is joking about them. A wealthy Arab consortium made an enquiry about purchasing Spurs. In their list of enquiries, they asked if it was acceptable to get wider use out of the pitch by grazing 100 camels. The formal response from Spurs was, yes no problem as long as they don't get upset by the 11 donkeys who graze on Saturday afternoons.