The first ten years of a girls life is spent playing with barbies. The next ten years is spent trying to look like one. What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. gave her a big hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her excellent cooking, kissed her and told her how much he I always tell people that it’s important to make sure you have a wide vocabulary. If I had understood the difference between an “anecdote” and an “antidote,” my wife would still be alive today. If your fam is perpetually busy, but could definitely use some laughs in the middle of all that hustle, write down a “Joke of the Day” on the kitchen whiteboard, and your kids will look forward to reading corny jokes each and every day.Imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men, like, “Cool story, bro, now go chop some wood.” Women are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.. Feminism? No thanks. I prefer gender equality. Water? No thanks. I prefer H20.” — kalifornias-fashion.tumblr.com While most of the jokes here are not appropriate for anyone too young to hear them, you would be surprised to hear there are some “dirty” jokes that you can tell almost anywhere. Why did the woman bring a car door to the desert? So she could roll down the window when it got too hot!

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote. Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronizing her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin? You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. The first guy asks his friend, “Do you think we should do it?” His friend replies, “Of course not! Are you out of your mind?”