At only 3ozs., attached by a lightweight woven mesh steel bracelet, the EUTOUR feels like nothing much, in a good way.

Yes, that’s a free bracelet (with secret CPC transponder). It comes with every EUTOUR. Maybe it’s a way for the “some problems” solving owners to apologize for whatever problems they solved. But the bracelet’s easily adjusted and comfortable. And the flyweight EUTOUR (three ounces) has proven accurate [enough] and hasn’t broken or died since I started writing this review. More importantly, the EUTOUR’s circular design is trippy enough to bring a smile to a cash-strapped, horologically-inclined iconoclast. I’m glad they did. The EUTOUR is a funky affordable timepiece that qualifies for the horophile’s One Weird Watch requirement. If you can set aside your anti-Chinese watch politics, the EUTOUR deserves a round of applause. So to speak.The EUTOUR’s plastic fantastic case – sitting on a bed of stainless steel – is attached to the same cheap ass woven steel bracelet found on the Mr Jones A Perfectly Useless Afternoon (and other MJW products). If you like the cut of the EUTOUR’s duǎn bì (jib), the company’s selling two-ball varints in a four distinctive colors, using “the same anodized oxide aluminum plating technology used by the iPhone.” (Note: the Chevy Spark uses the same internal combustion technology as an AMG GT.) Judging from the picture, the EUTOUR went with the torture strap Seiko inflicts on buyers of its bright orange Automatic Dive Watch.