However, the beard “posers” are a totally different story. If you’re wearing skinny jeans, you probably shouldn’t sport a beard – it sends a conflicting message, as I’m pretty sure you can barely find your way out of said jeans, let alone survive on your pure grit alone in the wild. These are all lies and deceptions. And Satan is a master liar and a master deceiver. Who you associate with matters, so watch who you are hanging out with. Bats are terrifying. Don't let the image to the left fool you - this little guy would rip your face off with his bare handsif you tried to take away his mellon. AND that, in a nutshell, is why bats are not to be messed with - they have hands.

But this Katharine brod is now bum-rushing Texas like she's about to sprout legs and start walking on (or out of) water. I've known this day was coming and have been squawking about it for years, and it's finally here. The day has arrived when sharks come in droves to wait just inside the waters of the Texas shores for the day I drop my guard and dip a toe in the water. Yes, much like the field in Field of Dreams, I built this metaphorical soapbox, and now the sharks are gathering like someone chummed the water on Christmas morning. They heard tales that I bravely got ankle-deep into the water in Costa Rica, and now they think it's only a matter of time until I do it again. Well, my prophecy has come to pass;Katharine is just the first one to arrive. And her timing is epic. White Sharks have been known to change their diet based on the availability of prey (e.g., fish v. seals). We know that exercising and being active has antidepressive properties, and that’s only logical when we factor in that working out releases endorphins such as dopamine that make us feel better by improving our mood. More than 100 Great Whites gather at Guadalupe Island at this time of year, traveling more than 1000 miles to get there from an area in the Central Pacific known as the "Great White Cafe." It's July 4th weekend - the one weekend when all anyone can think about is the beach, fireworks and a good old fashioned BBQ. And to be fair, that's all Katharine is thinking about, too...though she prefers her meat raw. She's even brought a bratty little sister along to join her at the table: Betsy. Betsy is a (slightly) smaller Great White Shark also presently calling the Gulf of Mexico home. She's moving a little slower than Katharine, but don't be fooled - she's just as real. This Thelma & Louise-like duo is taking our warm waters by storm, and I'm sure the rest of the shark "fuzz" won't be far behind.The key to accessing God’s presence and God’s power to overcome the schemes of the enemy is through prayer. There’s an old expression that says: seven days without prayer makes one weak.

If you live in Houston or Austin (or, obviously, Transylvania), you know that bats are often seen under bridges. Society tries to make us more comfortable with this by telling us that they kill mosquitoes. And maybe they do. But that's because mosquitoes are their competitionwhen it comes to their food source: US. So of coursethey're going to kill mosquitoes: a) the mosquitoes are the Jets to their Sharks; and b) killing a mosquito is way easier than killing a human, and the mosquito already did the leg work.Idleness is the enemy of the soul; and therefore the brethren ought to be employed in manual labor at certain times, at others, in devout reading.” You cannot have an entire cast made up of pretty people. Your "survivors" should, at the very least, be missing some limbs OR LOOK DISHEVELED.

I now know what being eaten alive looks like, and all I can say is THANK YOU, Discovery Channel, for the friendly reminder as to why I no longer get in the water. I think I'm good for another year. So, is the concept real? Is it just the imagination of a philosopher sitting idle with nothing to do? From all the real-life examples we discussed and the ones we couldn’t, it would not be wrong to say that the concept is entirely true, and it is also a great light bearer in our path moving forward towards the life to come. How can you prevent yourself from this calamity? And there's a reason that this holiday is all about thanks: because starting at 12:01 the following day, the world goes CRAZY. CRAZY FOR CHRISTMAS. Meaning Thanksgiving is the last big "push" we give ourselves to hang on to our sanity before holiday traffic, holiday shopping and an abundance of relatives and family drama puts us over the edge. Serenity now, people. Serenity now.

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You can bet the rent money that whatever politicians do will end up harming consumers. … Economic ignorance is to politicians what idle hands are to the devil. Both provide the workshop for the creation of evil.” Cook a tasty meal – The days when we are sad or upset about something are the days when we are most likely to stay inactive and idle, doing nothing but wasting our time and driving our minds insane. It is always good to eat something tasty, something we adore, a meal that gives us comfort and satisfaction. Cooking works as a therapy for most of us and can work wonders for a troubled mind.