uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. Whether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day. We've made the conscious decision for aesthetic and environmental reasons to print on matte instead of shiny card. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average.

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All cards are posted with a bright coloured envelope to match the design and both will arrive inside a brown kraft envelope so you can check your card before giving it to a loved one!I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. Also includes immediate download of 7-track album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.

CHECK OUT ALL THE OTHER BOOKS IN THE “BETTER THAN A CARD” SERIES This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor. I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice.All accessories are sourced from responsible factories that share our values and vision for a more sustainable future. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions. Fill in the book with whatever you feel is appropriate: pictures; best wishes from you and all of the birthday boy’s/girl’s friends; finger paintings; whatever! This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a bit a sarcasm for your friend, family member, or significant other.