They never stay put when they’re supposed to, are always getting attention (whether you want them to or not), and they’re happiest when they’re free to roam. Most of us are aware that men (not all of them but a large majority) love breasts, so it shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that over the years they have come up with alternative nicknames for them. Just slung my bra off and threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already two other bras. Jon Moxley: Jonathan David Good (born December 7, 1985), better known by the ring name Jon Moxley, is an American professional wrestler and actor, currently signed .

As a woman, my child feeding units shall not accept such slander from a smooth brain such as yourself, CHAD.Gynecomastia: Gynecomastia (also spelled Gynaecomastia), is the abnormal non-cancerous enlargement of one or both breasts in men due to the growth of breast tissue as .

Dear Ms DefenderOfFeminimimim, as a fellow women myself i must concur with stated fact reguarding Chads inability to steal our hearts, but i must correct that is not due to a smooth thinker. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Now…share this with the women you love to remind them that it’s about time they checked their Lady Lumps too! We’ve curated a hilarious list that is not only funnier than the ones you learned in high school but will fill your chest with laughter.

Itty Bitty Titty Committee: Itty Bitty Titty Committee is a feminist, lesbian comedy film directed by Jamie Babbit. I'm not into the movie, so, in an attempt to get me to watch it, she said, "You can play with my boobs if you watch the movie. Straight men go from drinking from boobs to obsessing about boobs to having a pair of boobs of their own. If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"? Flat-chested women have the best attitudes because they’ve already gotten everything off their chest.